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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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The original Deus Ex is a bad game. Human Revolution, however, is a marked improvement in every way.

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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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racing games are great


anything from a kart racer to a hardcore nerd driving sim, it's all good

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Pick posted:

DA2 doesn't flagrantly waste your time like Planescape Torment.

Planescape Torment is a good book that sort-of has a game attached

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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the entire fighting game genre consists of Street Fighter, and games that somehow make Street Fighter worse

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Universe Master posted:

smash bros shouldn't have the option of turning items off

if I ever find a genie that only grants sadistic wishes, I'll start with this

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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The Dennis System posted:

but if you like a good story then watch a movie or TV show or read a book. Why are you even playing a game?

This is and always was a bad argument. A good story makes a game better.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Harrower posted:

Anyone who lets the rope timer expire in hearth stone should be put against the great border wall and shot.

I like to let it run eeeeevery round once it becomes apparent I'm losing :tipshat:

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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There isn't a single good game on the Sega Genesis

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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In the long run, it's actually worse that they "fixed" Diablo 3 into a passable game instead of just learning from their mistakes and focusing on making a truly good Diablo 4.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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The Skeleton King posted:

Overwatch is trash that looks like a bunch of DreamWorks rejects, like all of Blizzard's lovely character designs. The game is a mediocre team shooter that only succeeded due to a lack of strong competition at the time and Blizzard's fanboys, and is really only good for pornography, as proven by pornhub's reports.

this thread is for opinions, not blatant facts

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I'm not really an RTS multiplayer expert, so I can't tell the difference, but I thought people didn't really like the multiplayer either. Something something bad balance something something first Starcraft is still better. I don't really know, but if that's true that just makes it a bad game with no redeeming qualities.

So, Starcraft 2 massively improved the pathing and UI from Brood War, but it turns out this ruins Brood War. BW has the curious property that, due to stupid unit AI, there is a nearly infinite amount of actions you could take that change the way a battle plays out.

In SC2, everything works so smoothly and predictably that every battle feels exactly the same, just two giant lumps of poo poo running at each other. BW battles are interesting and memorable specifically because they're such a tangled mess.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Agreed that crafting is bad. In fact it is so bad that it makes me unwilling to ever play Witcher 3 again, or to buy its expansions regardless of whether they're otherwise good. I could not be more sick of combining moose turds and dwarven paperclips to make a fecal morningstar

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Most rendering gimmicks (blur, lens flares, chromatic aberration, etc.) are cool and the vast majority of gamers like them.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SeXReX posted:

3d scanned models and mocap animations are the laziest ways to create art assets

you're right, but good animation is apparently really hard to do and most companies suck at it, so mo-cap is a good alternative.

Even good animators tend to massively overdo the "resting motion" stuff, where even an idle character has to shrug their shoulders and shift their weight twenty times a minute like they just did a bump of coke before getting in line at the bank

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Haier posted:

Zombies Ate My Neighbors is the only good and fun zombie game (the Resident Evil series is not fun at all).

if we're being brutally honest here, Zombies Ate My Neighbors is only fun for about fifteen minutes

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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lazorexplosion posted:

From the instant it started by dumping you in a bland tunnel of boring combat with hostile rats I knew Fallout 1 would not be that good, and indeed it was not very good.

yeah, Fallout 1 is indefensible.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Megaman 2 has a lot of bad level design. "Here's a mostly flat corridor. The same rabbit jumps out at you four times. Okay, that's all the ideas we had."

"Now climb this ladder for two minutes while birds gently caress you up"

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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feelix posted:

No, video games are gameplay. People shove film and literature into them because they don't have the creativity to fully embrace the medium they are working in, and have to resort to others.

Nah, every aspect of a game contributes to the experience. Whether it's story or music or a bongo drum controller.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Cis Lord posted:

Do you get a prize for posting the most ridiculous thing? Why are people doing this?

it's a chance to finally say what you really think about video game

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Deki posted:

Overwatch is just TF2 with better graphics and you're a dumbass if you bought it full price.

I definitely feel like a dumbass for buying Overwatch at full price, or any price

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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System Shock aged very poorly

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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food court bailiff posted:

I did this last year, I haven't beaten it yet (or admittedly even gotten very far) but it is a gorgeous game and very fun to play.

the bad parts come later when they try to pad the game out with some bullshit

maybe the HD version changed that? I dunno

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Everyone who dismisses Starcraft's strategy is actually thinking, "Uh, clearly this isn't a strategy game because then I would be winning, since I am of course a natural strategic genius"

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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TheMostFrench posted:

I was going to disagree and say something about weapons but then I watched videos of both games and decided that Turok 2 only has the gratuitous violence aspect going for it, but Perfect Dark has an aimbot wallhack gun, and a machine gun which can be used as a proximity mine.

Turok 2 has a razor frisbee boomerang

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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FF7 isn't great anyway, but if there was a good part it was only Midgar

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Battletoads was always terrible. Just a succession of underdeveloped minigames

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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It is stressful though. Even when it's fun. You put in a lot of fast activity and complete focus for ~20 minutes and then lose half the time.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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A build order isn't some magical password you're forced to input, it's just an initial plan. You know... your strategy. For the strategy game.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SpaceClown posted:

the fact that there is an optimal "initial plan" thats more than the opening moves to the game is exactly why starcraft is a pathetic strategy game.

That's exactly what it is, though - the opening moves. The plan goes off the rails as soon as someone does something unexpected.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Sleeping Dogs is very underrated. It's like GTA but it's a Hong Kong chopsocky movie where you can push guys' faces into table saws

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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The Lost and Damned has one of the best-written stories in a video game, oddly enough. It's a retelling of Peter Pan in the context of a murderous meth biker gang, with nuanced themes of maturity, responsibility, and acceptance of aging.

Gay Tony had good characters, but didn't really go anywhere, and was comparatively completely unambitious.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Bust Rodd posted:

That's a shame because I was so burnt out on Nico's tale and the floaty-boat car controls that I never thought the DLC would be fun, but I've heard your opinion before and maybe one day I'll get it in a bundle and try it, but Nick can just drown in the East river for all I care.

I also think the motorcycles are just more fun to drive, but YMMV.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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GTA4's driving controls were actually great, it's just that it handled like a driving sim, not an arcade game, which was totally alienating for a lot of players.

You're not supposed to floor the gas everywhere. So, keyboards are out.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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yeah I eat rear end posted:

The problem is that pretty much nobody, from the lowest of the low in the bronze league all the way up, plays for fun. Everyone wants to become competitive at it.

They added in this co-op mission thing for pretty much that exact reason. Maybe it should've been there at launch? A better custom game browser definitely should've been.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Contra 4 is too hard

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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esports should be more like pro wrestling

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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zegermans posted:

Let me tell you about Lee "Life" Seung-Hyun

it should be in the contract that e-athletes must smack talk their opponents and tear off their shirts before commencing cyber battle

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Space Crabs posted:

Skeleton Necromancers and everyone proud of playing them in Diablo 2, like you are all some kind of legendary geniuses for figuring out that you can just keep adding points to skeletons, are dumb and they had no utility past taking casuals through the normal game once.

:words: but if you min max :words: :words: :words: the right runes :words: :words: then skelemancers :words:

You and your builds are the worst in what is one of the greatest games of all time.

they buffed skeletons, dude. Like 15 years ago

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Randomized dungeons are the best feature, and it's not worth playing an ARPG without them.

Looking at you, Titan Quest. Even on your first playthrough, the "hand-crafted" maps in TQ are dreary and predictable compared to even a mediocre randomizer.

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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Jeza posted:

I highly recommend seeking out Sacrifice. It was a criminally underrated game (although received well critically iirc) at the time and failed to sell. But it was pretty pioneering in terms of aesthetics, gameplay and design, as well as graphically (for 2000). Even since then there's never really been a game like it that I can think of, especially with how the campaign narrative is played out. Also it has Tim Curry in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1AFOkCcW6U

Sacrifice was such an awesome game. You could do crazy poo poo like casting a spell that creates a full-size erupting volcano, or cuts the earth away entirely, permanently changing the map.

The writing and voice acting was fantastic. It had humor and pathos and an interesting story, and cool psychedelic art, and a lot of strategic depth.

Why are really good things seldom popular?

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