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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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R.D. Mangles posted:

i dreamed that jon lester could throw to first

Dexter Fowler gonna get on base tomorrow night and straight-up moon Jon Lester during the game.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Your Taint posted:

You guys....

You guys....

BASEBALL STARTS TOMORROW, YOU GUYS!!!

:circlefap:

Our long national nightmare of having to hear about the defending World Series champion Cubs is about to begin.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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rickiep00h posted:

Hovering around second base for use as necessary.

I really wonder if he hums the Jaws theme to himself when he gets on base at this point.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Kozma made the Yankees opening day roster lol.

Kozma and Holliday together again. When's the next time the Angels play the Yankees? Somewhere Andrelton Simmons just woke up drenched in a cold sweat.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Minor overpay (I'd call it $6M over what I'd consider reasonable) by one of the most profitable MLB franchises to keep a franchise icon and potential Hall of Famer in uniform for what may be the remainder of his career. I'm fine with it. Also, what aging process?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIwwJu1ZQXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSUyZ1abatM

Carson Kelly is in no way ready for MLB pitching this year. The biggest risk in my mind is that Matheny refuses to taper off Yadi's games in year 3.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Poque posted:

putting aside the teams they won with, it's actually crazy awesome that all three Molina brothers got world series rings.

What are some other MLB families that could match them in baseball? The Griffeys and the Fielders I guess, but didn't the Molinas' father actually die of a heart attack that he had on a baseball field that he built and tended for the neighborhood kids in Puerto Rico? That feels like something out of a Field of Dreams ripoff, not real life.

E: I'd never actually read Bengie's tribute to his dad.

http://bengiemolina.mlblogs.com/2008/11/17/tribute-to-benjamin-molina-my-father/

Shut up, I'm not crying. You're crying.

Pancakes fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Apr 2, 2017

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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R.D. Mangles posted:

this is the peak of Late Period Fernando Rodney, shooting the arrow in the middle of the seventh inning after being pulled for another pitcher.
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/10/chicago-cubs-fernando-rodney-bow-and-arrow-7th-inning-huh-mlb

I think I actually yelled something like "Don't shoot your stupid loving gimmick arrow unless it's a save" at that game when that happened.

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