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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

My body is ready for the Astros to underperform their projections again

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Drunk Canuck posted:

gently caress the Yankees
gently caress the Red Sox
gently caress the Orioles
gently caress the Royals
gently caress the Rangers
gently caress the Cardinals
gently caress the Angels
gently caress your teams prospects


I am mildly interested at the outcome of deciding the Jays bullpen.

Go Astros

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Goose is determined to destroy his legacy

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Sure, for one inning

For me the most old man thing Goose does is rail about the audacity of trying to prevent young pitchers from blowing out their arms

Am I imagining things or is there a smug Goose smilie that I can't seem to find?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

It can be, depending on the game. I've had some terrible luck finding stuff like Rockets vs Sixers

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Burns pulling Strawberry because the pitcher was a lefty is more relevant today than ever before

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003


SI must have had a witch doctor bless that cover or something

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/837322260419575808

I just kind of like the way he puts it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

Didn't people drool over Mark Prior's mechanics too before Dusty Baker killed him? Maybe it wasn't Prior, I remember hearing a lot about it with one of the guys in those Baker Cubs rotations.

Prior's breakdown was when I started hearing about the inverted W all the time, but yeah he was supposed to have The Perfect Delivery

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I've already seen it called the Carter Capps Rule so yeah

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Inspector_666 posted:

They already bulldozed it out of existence, dude.

The worst day :sigh:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Lots of dudes when they started testing for steroids ;)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

So uh

Just saw this exchange

https://twitter.com/JasonKander/status/836575761830195200

https://twitter.com/gehrig38/status/836576640306118656

https://twitter.com/JasonKander/status/836577860055871489

:thurman:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Paul Zuvella posted:

The gently caress? Hayward was increadibly highly regarded by a ton of teams and got a huge amount of offers. This is some of the craziest revisionist history I've ever seen.

He was no Torres

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

George is dead, why do they still have this stupid policy


Who the gently caress gets distracted by someone's hair

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Pancakes posted:

V: Go Team Carlos!

ftfy

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

YeahTubaMike posted:

N: Asdrúbal Cabrera got ejected from the Mets-Nats game earlier today and took the absolute longest time possible leaving the field. Someone put the exit to music.

https://twitter.com/goodfundies/status/844990390759575554

V: I absolutely love that this happened. Also, gently caress Angel Hernandez.

That Angel Hernandez is such a whiny pissbaby that he considers looking at him in a spring training game to be an offense worthy of ejection is no surprise to me

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

It happens all the time

:v:

(Yes I know you mean to an MLB player)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Turns out Coghlan was a hero

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I want the Astros to actually beat the Rangers a few times

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Bryce Harper told me that if I could strike him out he would be my friend

~one day~

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

To be fair I think I'd like to piss on Chipper Jones too.

They say not to kinkshame, but...


Never read Bret Hart's memoirs

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