tbh it's pretty hosed up that crabs are just giant sea spiders with armor p

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crabs are an inferior sub race of spiders who can't even envenom things. Lobsters are the true race and yet a sad reminder of the dark times.

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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 13:53

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Kthulhu5000 posted:

try this on for size:

the word "lobster" is worryingly close to the word "mobster", and I'm frankly worried that this might not even be a facetious observation on my part.

This is a dangerous line of thinking friend. It can be hazardous to your health.

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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 13:54

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Zyla posted:

i really wish crabs wove underwater webs

They do but the webs are fragile and the crabs are weak so they dissolve as they are sown. It is a sad journey akin to Sisyphus and his boulder. We must reflect on the crab's web and learn our limits lest we destroy ourselves.

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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 02:57

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Ominous Jazz posted:

When did crab and lobster stop being poor people food and start being rich people food
Does it have to do with refrigeration

Lobsters are people and crabs are not. My people have a proud heritage from beyond the void.

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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 00:11

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