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...Why is a yellow palm tree fighting a baby made out of crap?
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All I remember is that FF6 romhack author who outed themselves as being a connoisseur of My Little Pony porn.
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Feb 23, 2017 22:37
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professor_curly posted:Actually the worst thing about FFT 1.3 was the mod author's OC do not steal boss with 999 hp that only ever took a maximum of 1 damage from any attack, and could instantly turn your characters into crystals. Someone figured out that if you positioned yourself very specifically you could get him to walk back and forth onto spike traps which dealt percentage damage, circumventing all his bullshit shields. Wait wait wait... I remember the thread that attempted to play through 1.3. What was the intended way, if not "hit the dude 999 times without anyone dying"?
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Feb 24, 2017 09:47
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All this talk of FFXI bullshit is kinda reminding me of WoW's Ahn'Qiraj raid when it launched. Just the act of opening it up for your server was a feat in and of itself, requiring an extremely long questline that involved one person doing an excessive amount of grinding, using tons of the rarest and most expensive crafting materials, doing the most challenging raid up to that point within a time limit... And so much more. What awaited them on the other side was probably one of the most miserable raids that the WoW dev team has ever created in all of the game's history. To start, it was all set in a massive underground bug hive that looked incredibly same-y. The generic monsters later on in the raid were legitimately more difficult than the bosses you had beaten to get to them. And the bosses themselves were no slouch either, having incredibly weird gimmicks (like a slime boss you had to freeze solid, then shatter it and kill the mini-slimes when they tried to reform), required you to get tons of incredibly rare resistance gear, or both. This all came to a head with the final boss, C'thun. To make a long story short: he was legitimately unbeatable as designed when the raid was released. One of the highlights was having a chain-lighting attack that increased in damage with each subsequent hit... That he could cast right at the start, when everyone was filtering into his room through the only entrance. On the upside, the developers were willing to concede it, and nerfed him a bit; the world first kill came shortly after.
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Feb 24, 2017 18:28
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ImpAtom posted:I have to wonder how you release an unbeatable boss. Like did you not test that someone can beat it to make sure it doesn't crash the server and send everyone's credit cards directly to the Russian Mafia or something? That's a large part of why they now have public test realms for upcoming raids for people to determine if a particular boss's ability, HP, etc. is overtuned for its' intended difficulty.
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Feb 24, 2017 18:50
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5th, though even then, they only made up half of his team IIRC.
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Feb 24, 2017 21:26
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Just reread the first update and saw the built-in "Nuzlocke" mode. I know this is going to sound really, really crazy, but it just stirred this memory I had of some webcomic I saw posted over in the thread in BYOB that chronicled some guy going through each generation... And it was drawn like rear end. I mean, only slightly better than rageface. And I think I'm also remembering something about the author having to cut it off because he was convicted of drug offenses or something like that. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
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Feb 25, 2017 21:12
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Yyyyup, that's the one. ...How the gently caress did something so awful-looking ever get off the ground enough to create one of the most well-known challenges?
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Feb 25, 2017 21:38
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You guys know there's a place where you can discuss webcomics to the end of time, right? Here.
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Feb 26, 2017 05:33
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Now you've kinda got me hoping Uranium introduced something like an Atomos.
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Feb 26, 2017 23:42
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beru04 posted:Aw yes, Ludicolo! You have no idea how much I was hoping this would be a picture of Lucio dressed as Ludicolo (or vice versa). 
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Mar 3, 2017 00:06
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Yeah, as I recall, Hidden Power is at its' best when it's a type your 'mon ordinarily can't learn at all, or covers a weakness.
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Mar 6, 2017 06:18
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Johnny Joestar posted:hell, even sage has a pokemon line that ends up being kinda the same idea as steelix, but at least it looks actually decent and the game's pokedex has over 200 original pokemon with none from the actual games The final form very strongly reminds me of the penultimate boss of Chrono Cross.
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Mar 6, 2017 17:51
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See also: Unova's bat 'mon vs Zubat.
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Mar 9, 2017 23:54
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Why does something tell me that there's going to be a Uranium-original 'mon that has a catch rate as low as the Metagross line?
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Mar 10, 2017 21:21
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Orcs and Ostriches posted:pokemon / highlander crossover? The hardcore nuzlocke fans would never shut up about imposing it on the main game to be consistent, though.
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Mar 17, 2017 01:10
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Of course not! ...We're going to see an Atomic Bomb one instead, aren't we?
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Mar 19, 2017 16:15
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turn off the TV posted:We've already seen a glimpse of the legendary: A swollen pair of testes?
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Mar 19, 2017 18:35
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Alopex posted:Mom? ...This game is stupid enough to make your character's "dead" mother a mutant legendary Pokémon, isn't it.
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Mar 19, 2017 20:24
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How the gently caress is that thing 6'7"? I mean, it's even got the Pokeball right there for scale.
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Mar 20, 2017 06:40
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What about a nuclear football? 
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Mar 25, 2017 00:59
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Pokémon Uranium is a very bad game.
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Mar 25, 2017 07:09
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Randalor posted:The Hyrule: Total War is rather impressive, if for no other reason the person behind it was deranged enough to somehow weave entire factions out of creatures and enemies that you only see one type of in games (Darknuts have an entire faction. With multiple units. FAIRIES have an army.) Of course there's nothing wrong with it. The problem is that the developers have already repeatedly been demonstrated to be really grognard-y types in previous updates, and that's usually the crowd where making lame punchlines about someone's perceived gayness isn't unusual. Basically, we're all bracing for what little characterization the gym leader gets is going to be a barrage of "lol he's gay".
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professor_curly posted:We'll get there guys. We will. Don't worry. It will be nothing you ever wanted. Saying that makes me think that we're going to deal with a really bad knockoff of the Tunnel Snakes.
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Apr 1, 2017 07:35
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Why not take the best of both XP systems? If a 'mon is below another's level when it defeats them, it rubber bands; when it's at or higher than the other's, they give a flat amount of XP.
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Apr 24, 2017 19:51
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And suddenly I'm reminded of that one Mod who got ousted for making his boyfriend's fursona an emote, or something like that.
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May 3, 2017 02:55
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Mine's Ditto, because I'm also a formless pink blob.
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May 23, 2017 20:26
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Is "fun ironic meme garbage" the same as "ironic racism"?
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May 25, 2017 22:29
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:IIRC it's not only that, but that they say "nah, yeah" to mean "yes", and "yeah, nah" to mean "no". "Yes, yes, yes...no, no, no no no! Yes! No! Peppers!"
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Jun 2, 2017 00:39
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Anything that would've gotten rid of that drat desert is a net good, though.
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Jun 7, 2017 08:39
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If at first you don't succeed, loudly announce your intention to do it again?
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Jun 9, 2017 06:29
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We haven't seen any "vampires but actually enhanced by nanomachines but maybe actually are vampires after all" yet.
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Jun 14, 2017 16:19
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So was their child a sentient tumor?
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Testekill posted:Pretty sure it got killed in her Chernobyl like womb. A poison womb making Heaven too loving crowded, you say?
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Is there any good reason Stealth Rock is still around? I never really got into competitive games, but it just struck me as one of the most unfun mechanics possible (in addition to making quite a few 'mons completely unviable).
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Dragonatrix posted:Running Omniscient out of MP in a very time extensive strategy so as to prevent Resets, which, well, resets the fight back to the beginning. There's also the concern of keeping him from casting Flare when he finally dies, no? Been forever since I've played FF5.
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Munin posted:What is Four Job Fiesta? A Final Fantasy 5 challenge run. The base ruleset is that you can only use one Job per storyline event that gives you Jobs, along with any abilities conferred from leveling those Jobs.
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:We won't because there is no Elite Four. Is it going to be yet another crawl through a derelict power plant?
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We're going to get a smash-cut reveal that Dick Solomon is actually in a coma, and the entire game has been his dying dream, while a doctor morosely comments that he's got all the brain functioning of a watering can.
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I don't think anything can top beating the grimdark final boss without throwing a punch at it.
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