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"We are in desperate need of something, but we can't articulate what it is we need right now exactly." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg
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Rhymenoserous posted:I've been doing this poo poo for 13 years now. I've gone from basic pc janitor type to network admin in that time. When my girlfriends computer blue-screened I just went and bought her a new one. gently caress working on it. your like a tired, dusty old farmhand who cant be bothered with the small stuff, only its with computers and a lot gayer
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 01:13 |
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Rhymenoserous posted:I've been doing this poo poo for 13 years now. I've gone from basic pc janitor type to network admin in that time. When my girlfriends computer blue-screened I just went and bought her a new one. gently caress working on it. 22 loving years for me, with the option to tag on an extra 3 if you consider electronics hardware design as related. I've seen things man, Trumpet winsock things.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 01:15 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:im hacking the gibson im jacking the gibson
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 01:25 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I have no idea how computers work and I'm proud of it. One time my computer was getting too hot. And I got some advice from a computer wizard, so I opened it up and rubbed a special silvery cream onto its most delicate bit. And that fixed it and its fever broke and it stopped getting so hot. Pretty sure that's the same way fuckin' witches healed people.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 01:46 |
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Jailbrekr posted:I've seen things man, Trumpet winsock things. Hello? Yes, on Direct Access I always press G to get to Lotus 1-2-3 but now it's next to H. Should I just press H?
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 04:28 |
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Rhymenoserous posted:When my girlfriends computer blue-screened I just went and bought her a new one. That is something a literal insane person does. Or Scrooge McDuck. Are you Scrooge McDuck?
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 04:30 |
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Rhymenoserous posted:I've been doing this poo poo for 13 years now. I've gone from basic pc janitor type to network admin in that time. When my girlfriends computer blue-screened I just went and bought her a new one. gently caress working on it. A coworker was showing off his android operated sprinkler system, and I'm like "gently caress that noise, troubleshooting my goddamn sprinklers like a nerd bitch". Man, my dream of a perfect Saturday is me watering my lawn in my boxers, shirt and gross bath robe with a cigarette dangling out of my mouth and no electronic poo poo within 100 meters of me.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 16:55 |
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I have no RAM and I must beep.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:04 |
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"Front end developers barely qualify as developers and are at the bottom rung of digital society. " "Johnson, this project looks like loving poo poo and I'm getting laughed at by the board because our product is visibly unusable. You're fired." "Nnnnoooooooo help me front end developers!!!!!"
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:11 |
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I bow in awe to any good front-end developer (I've only ever seen 2), because I would kill myself if that was my fulltime job, similarly for qa
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:32 |
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how many it professionals are serial killers? i bet a lot
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:36 |
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I just finished my 6th day straight of 12 hour days. It's OK they have a kegerator. I just put a badge reader on the tap to keep the admin team out.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:37 |
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Professor SJW posted:how many it professionals are serial killers? i bet a lot Looks like genesplicer cucked himself in the Leper's colony, you shouldn't be posting for at least another 2 days. Maybe he should make it a week-long probie to be safe.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:40 |
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My instances were deploying slowly so I just put in a ticket to fire the network admin, like the last one who forgot to turn multi casting on the dev VLAN .
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:48 |
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a bone to pick posted:Looks like genesplicer cucked himself in the Leper's colony, you shouldn't be posting for at least another 2 days. Maybe he should make it a week-long probie to be safe. go ahead and tattle on me mr. forums cop
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:51 |
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a bone to pick is a very strict IT Professional who will tell your boss if you play mine sweeper during work hours
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:52 |
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I actually don't have plat in case you couldn't tell but if I did I would spend all of my time on this forum getting you probated.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 17:55 |
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Ape Fist posted:"Front end developers barely qualify as developers and are at the bottom rung of digital society. " This one strikes home What happened to that one loving goon who thought work was more important than family, friends, or personal hygiene He was pretty good for lols
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a bone to pick posted:I actually don't have plat in case you couldn't tell but if I did I would spend all of my time on this forum getting you probated. i bet you would, mr. forums cop
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:12 |
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More like forums special needs handler my little autistic friend
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:13 |
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a bone to pick posted:More like forums special needs handler my little autistic friend they teach you to mske fun of the handicapped in computer janitor school?
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:18 |
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Clockwerk posted:I bow in awe to any good front-end developer (I've only ever seen 2), because I would kill myself if that was my fulltime job, similarly for qa You get a lot of creative freedom to make ~art~ but both clients and industry peers treat you like poo poo. e. And also have no idea what a "good thing" looks like. Ape Fist fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Feb 18, 2017 |
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Justin Farrell coward racist toronto ontario hey you little ratfink coward dont go joining anti semite cliques in hs and making a hate group like sycophant squad with jeph k and expecting me to want to defend it while im getting straight up bullied my whole childhood for being a "JEW" if u join a wiccan pact when ur like 10 with some idiots like yazim tayag and deserae campbell, trying to make your best friend into paul bernarnda serial rapist of grade school and then carrying that same gossip on from geocities into 2017 thats a crime using an instititution to systematically predate on your childhood friends is nothing but cult behaviour. the extra judicial sharia law aspect and the racism entrapment aspects that i experienced make it treason GET THE gently caress OUT OF WRITING AND THE INTERNET TAKE YOUR WHOLE drat FAMILY WITH YOU IDIOT make sure you take those especiqually cliqued up faggots pual and kevin with you because they flat out bought into ben's family coalition neil mcneil white knights NIACENE CREED NO AGENCY FOR WOMEN HOUSE WIFERY IS FEMINISM and its like get the gently caress away from me i didnt want this poo poo following me beyond my kid years in grade school or hs i let you touch my mom and ur whole crew of deceptive betraying COWARDS AND LIARS ur worse a mysongist and liar and coward than kate and ryan who basically own the website with lowtax LOL AND TRIED TO KILL A GUY AND STEAL HIS MONEY and u wonder why those girls commit the slenderman murders or teen suicide is high? its because of family coalition irish catholic cult mentality of backstabbing like JUSTIN FARRELL HEY SUPER GROVER IF U READ THIS DONT HIRE THAT BITCH TO WRITE ANYTHING HE DOESNT GET THE MORAL OF THE STORIES AND COULDNT UNDERSTAND LORD OF THE FLIES HES SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC AND A LIAR - from dare @ http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:21 |
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dare postin itt dont let the forum cops get you, dare
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:22 |
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ElGroucho posted:A coworker was showing off his android operated sprinkler system, and I'm like "gently caress that noise, troubleshooting my goddamn sprinklers like a nerd bitch". Same as gently caress
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:25 |
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Professor SJW posted:go ahead and tattle on me mr. forums cop Why would a cop need to tattle? Is this an internal affairs scenario
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:19 |
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Toadvine posted:Why would a cop need to tattle? Is this an internal affairs scenario im not a forums cop! and i am def not wearing a wire! i can tell you that much haha ha ha
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:22 |
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a bone to pick posted:More like forums special needs handler my little autistic friend So you work from home?
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 21:16 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:So you work from home? lol
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 21:17 |
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Professor SJW posted:im not a forums cop! and i am def not wearing a wire! i can tell you that much haha ha ha This guy seems trustworthy
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:39 |
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quick query: would the winner accept a 5'5" TV
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Sheep-Goats posted:Second prize is a set of steak knives The quality drops off asymptotically...
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The network admin nigga
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