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Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

"We are in desperate need of something, but we can't articulate what it is we need right now exactly."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rhymenoserous posted:

I've been doing this poo poo for 13 years now. I've gone from basic pc janitor type to network admin in that time. When my girlfriends computer blue-screened I just went and bought her a new one. gently caress working on it.

Meanwhile one of my new to the field pc tech types is super excited about his smart home bullshit and jail breaking his amazon fire stick. gently caress all that it sounds an awful lot like work.

your like a tired, dusty old farmhand who cant be bothered with the small stuff, only its with computers and a lot gayer

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

Rhymenoserous posted:

I've been doing this poo poo for 13 years now. I've gone from basic pc janitor type to network admin in that time. When my girlfriends computer blue-screened I just went and bought her a new one. gently caress working on it.

Meanwhile one of my new to the field pc tech types is super excited about his smart home bullshit and jail breaking his amazon fire stick. gently caress all that it sounds an awful lot like work.

22 loving years for me, with the option to tag on an extra 3 if you consider electronics hardware design as related.

I've seen things man, Trumpet winsock things.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Smash it Smash hit posted:

im hacking the gibson

im jacking the gibson

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I have no idea how computers work and I'm proud of it.

One time my computer was getting too hot. And I got some advice from a computer wizard, so I opened it up and rubbed a special silvery cream onto its most delicate bit. And that fixed it and its fever broke and it stopped getting so hot.

Pretty sure that's the same way fuckin' witches healed people.

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

Jailbrekr posted:

I've seen things man, Trumpet winsock things.

Hello? Yes, on Direct Access I always press G to get to Lotus 1-2-3 but now it's next to H. Should I just press H?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Rhymenoserous posted:

When my girlfriends computer blue-screened I just went and bought her a new one.

That is something a literal insane person does. Or Scrooge McDuck. Are you Scrooge McDuck?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Rhymenoserous posted:

I've been doing this poo poo for 13 years now. I've gone from basic pc janitor type to network admin in that time. When my girlfriends computer blue-screened I just went and bought her a new one. gently caress working on it.

Meanwhile one of my new to the field pc tech types is super excited about his smart home bullshit and jail breaking his amazon fire stick. gently caress all that it sounds an awful lot like work.

A coworker was showing off his android operated sprinkler system, and I'm like "gently caress that noise, troubleshooting my goddamn sprinklers like a nerd bitch".

Man, my dream of a perfect Saturday is me watering my lawn in my boxers, shirt and gross bath robe with a cigarette dangling out of my mouth and no electronic poo poo within 100 meters of me.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I have no RAM and I must beep.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
"Front end developers barely qualify as developers and are at the bottom rung of digital society. :smug:"

"Johnson, this project looks like loving poo poo and I'm getting laughed at by the board because our product is visibly unusable. You're fired."

"Nnnnoooooooo help me front end developers!!!!!"

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


I bow in awe to any good front-end developer (I've only ever seen 2), because I would kill myself if that was my fulltime job, similarly for qa

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
how many it professionals are serial killers? i bet a lot

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
I just finished my 6th day straight of 12 hour days. It's OK they have a kegerator. I just put a badge reader on the tap to keep the admin team out.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Professor SJW posted:

how many it professionals are serial killers? i bet a lot

Looks like genesplicer cucked himself in the Leper's colony, you shouldn't be posting for at least another 2 days. Maybe he should make it a week-long probie to be safe.

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
My instances were deploying slowly so I just put in a ticket to fire the network admin, like the last one who forgot to turn multi casting on the dev VLAN .

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

a bone to pick posted:

Looks like genesplicer cucked himself in the Leper's colony, you shouldn't be posting for at least another 2 days. Maybe he should make it a week-long probie to be safe.

go ahead and tattle on me mr. forums cop

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
a bone to pick is a very strict IT Professional who will tell your boss if you play mine sweeper during work hours

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I actually don't have plat in case you couldn't tell but if I did I would spend all of my time on this forum getting you probated.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Ape Fist posted:

"Front end developers barely qualify as developers and are at the bottom rung of digital society. :smug:"

"Johnson, this project looks like loving poo poo and I'm getting laughed at by the board because our product is visibly unusable. You're fired."

"Nnnnoooooooo help me front end developers!!!!!"

This one strikes home

What happened to that one loving goon who thought work was more important than family, friends, or personal hygiene

He was pretty good for lols

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

a bone to pick posted:

I actually don't have plat in case you couldn't tell but if I did I would spend all of my time on this forum getting you probated.

i bet you would, mr. forums cop :cop:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
More like forums special needs handler my little autistic friend

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

a bone to pick posted:

More like forums special needs handler my little autistic friend

they teach you to mske fun of the handicapped in computer janitor school?

:sad:

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Clockwerk posted:

I bow in awe to any good front-end developer (I've only ever seen 2), because I would kill myself if that was my fulltime job, similarly for qa

You get a lot of creative freedom to make ~art~ but both clients and industry peers treat you like poo poo.

e. And also have no idea what a "good thing" looks like.

Ape Fist fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Feb 18, 2017

liar_ur_a_liar
Feb 18, 2017

by Smythe
Justin Farrell coward racist toronto ontario

hey you little ratfink coward


dont go joining anti semite cliques in hs and making a hate group like sycophant squad with jeph k and expecting me to want to defend it while im getting straight up bullied my whole childhood for being a "JEW"


if u join a wiccan pact when ur like 10 with some idiots like yazim tayag and deserae campbell, trying to make your best friend into paul bernarnda serial rapist of grade school and then carrying that same gossip on from geocities into 2017 thats a crime

using an instititution to systematically predate on your childhood friends is nothing but cult behaviour. the extra judicial sharia law aspect and the racism entrapment aspects that i experienced make it treason

GET THE gently caress OUT OF WRITING AND THE INTERNET

TAKE YOUR WHOLE drat FAMILY WITH YOU IDIOT

make sure you take those especiqually cliqued up faggots pual and kevin with you because they flat out bought into ben's family coalition neil mcneil white knights NIACENE CREED
NO AGENCY FOR WOMEN HOUSE WIFERY IS FEMINISM

and its like get the gently caress away from me i didnt want this poo poo following me beyond my kid years in grade school or hs

i let you touch my mom


and ur whole crew of deceptive betraying COWARDS AND LIARS

ur worse a mysongist and liar and coward than kate and ryan who basically own the website with lowtax LOL AND TRIED TO KILL A GUY AND STEAL HIS MONEY


and u wonder why those girls commit the slenderman murders or teen suicide is high?

its because of family coalition irish catholic cult mentality of backstabbing like JUSTIN FARRELL


HEY SUPER GROVER IF U READ THIS DONT HIRE THAT BITCH TO WRITE ANYTHING HE DOESNT GET THE MORAL OF THE STORIES AND COULDNT UNDERSTAND LORD OF THE FLIES

HES SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC AND A LIAR

- from dare @ http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/


a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
dare postin itt :siren:

dont let the forum cops get you, dare

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

ElGroucho posted:

A coworker was showing off his android operated sprinkler system, and I'm like "gently caress that noise, troubleshooting my goddamn sprinklers like a nerd bitch".

Man, my dream of a perfect Saturday is me watering my lawn in my boxers, shirt and gross bath robe with a cigarette dangling out of my mouth and no electronic poo poo within 100 meters of me.

Same as gently caress

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Professor SJW posted:

go ahead and tattle on me mr. forums cop

Why would a cop need to tattle? Is this an internal affairs scenario

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Toadvine posted:

Why would a cop need to tattle? Is this an internal affairs scenario

im not a forums cop! and i am def not wearing a wire! i can tell you that much haha ha ha

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

a bone to pick posted:

More like forums special needs handler my little autistic friend

So you work from home?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Smash it Smash hit posted:

So you work from home?

lol

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Professor SJW posted:

im not a forums cop! and i am def not wearing a wire! i can tell you that much haha ha ha

This guy seems trustworthy

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

quick query: would the winner accept a 5'5" TV

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy

Sheep-Goats posted:

Second prize is a set of steak knives

Third prize: your postings

The quality drops off asymptotically...

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Zahi
Jun 4, 2009

bent
The network admin nigga

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