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Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

that's what PHP stands for

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Crime on a Dime: Nov 28, 2006

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Doom Mathematic: Sep 2, 2008

This sure is some... pretty horrible posting

# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:34

Crime on a Dime: Nov 28, 2006

Doom Mathematic posted:

This sure is some... pretty horrible posting

admire the self deprecation, but you need an avatar at the least

# ? Feb 16, 2017 12:51

Crime on a Dime: Nov 28, 2006

there's even a noob induction thread. no excuse in looT 2917

# ? Feb 16, 2017 12:53

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Thanks, James

# ? Feb 16, 2017 14:40

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I have http://silveralicorn.sdf.org/ but I haven't put much there yet

# ? Feb 16, 2017 14:45

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

i've never coded a php and god willing i never will

# ? Feb 16, 2017 14:55

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

php: hypertext preprocessor

# ? Feb 16, 2017 15:06

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Silver Alicorn posted:

I have http://silveralicorn.sdf.org/ but I haven't put much there yet

is there a yospos webring

# ? Feb 16, 2017 15:24

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

Php Has Problems

# ? Feb 16, 2017 16:31

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Cold on a Cob posted:

i've never coded a php and god willing i never will

count yourself blessed

# ? Feb 16, 2017 16:51

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Cold on a Cob posted:

i've never coded a php and god willing i never will

php:

<?php echo "same"; ?>

# ? Feb 16, 2017 17:57

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

p disappointed that 219.css doesn't support [php] tags tbqh

# ? Feb 16, 2017 17:58

yellow borders: Jan 7, 2010

voted Thanks, James

text me

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:07

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Sniep posted:

that's what PHP stands for

what in the heck

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:43

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

poopty hoop pumperdump

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:44

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

GameCube posted:

Php Has Problems

# ? Feb 16, 2017 19:26

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Dr. Honked posted:

poopty hoop pumperdump

yeah there we go

# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:19

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

Dr. Honked posted:

poopty hoop pumperdump

p hot penis

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:54

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

poop hole pounding

# ? Feb 17, 2017 00:38

my homie dhall: Dec 9, 2010; honey, oh please, it's just a machine

pissssssssss hpissssssssss pissssssssss

# ? Feb 17, 2017 01:53

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

but what do you stand for OP?

# ? Feb 17, 2017 02:50

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

didn't vote. on awful.application

# ? Feb 17, 2017 02:59

Glorgnole: Oct 23, 2012

Silver Alicorn posted:

I have http://silveralicorn.sdf.org/ but I haven't put much there yet

could've been a checkbox poll

# ? Feb 17, 2017 03:03

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Gazpacho posted:

but what do you stand for OP?

sniep core valeus

1) stack cash
2) punch nazis
3) empower minorities
4) spread love

# ? Feb 17, 2017 08:44

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Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

https://eev.ee/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/

quote:

I�m cranky. I complain about a lot of things. There�s a lot in the world of technology I don�t like, and that�s really to be expected�programming is a hilariously young discipline, and none of us have the slightest clue what we�re doing. Combine with Sturgeon�s Law, and I have a lifetime�s worth of stuff to gripe about.

This is not the same. PHP is not merely awkward to use, or ill-suited for what I want, or suboptimal, or against my religion. I can tell you all manner of good things about languages I avoid, and all manner of bad things about languages I enjoy. Go on, ask! It makes for interesting conversation.

PHP is the lone exception. Virtually every feature in PHP is broken somehow. The language, the framework, the ecosystem, are all just bad. And I can�t even point out any single damning thing, because the damage is so systemic. Every time I try to compile a list of PHP gripes, I get stuck in this depth-first search discovering more and more appalling trivia. (Hence, fractal.)

PHP is an embarrassment, a blight upon my craft. It�s so broken, but so lauded by every empowered amateur who�s yet to learn anything else, as to be maddening. It has paltry few redeeming qualities and I would prefer to forget it exists at all.

But I�ve got to get this out of my system. So here goes, one last try.

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