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Okay, you got this. "Hey you, STORP!" poo poo, stop, I mean stop! God dammit. Mom was right. Fuuck. |
# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 10:21 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:11 |
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King: "What are you serving for dinner tonight cook?" Chef: "Roasted pig with a side of acorn squash my liege." King: "Hmm, this troubles me. The last time you prepared squash it was bland; try adding some flavor this time." Chef: "My lord, you wound me with your words! I am the finest chef in the kingdom, hand picked to serve after years of dedication to my craft, I will not sit idly by and let you insu..." King: "Gourds! SEASONED!" |
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