- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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Person: "Guards, SEIZE HIM!!!!"
guard: "Actually, citizen, we are referred to as officers now. In addition, the proper term for the act of stopping a criminal with physical force and keeping him under our direct physical control is called 'apprehending' now. Finally, you are not above us on the chain of authority and we are not required to follow your orders..."
Criminal: *gets away*
guardpolice officer: "...without either a warrant for the man's arrest or evidence of a crime being committed. In conclusion, we are officers, not guards; we apprehend, we do not seize; and we do not answer to your questionable lack of authority. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. The other half is fighting the hemorrhoids that come with driving around for a nine hour shift looking for evil-doers. And now you know that, which is also half of the battle"
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