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I discovered a real gem of a self published book while browsing the dark corners of Amazon - A short book that really answers all of life's deep questions. That is if your questions had to do with the rantings of a lunatic. "The Beginning" is 20 Page "prayer book" that really defies all explanation so here are some excerpts. Front Cover:  Back Cover:  Bio:  First Page is a little odd:  How is this even about football:  Ok you have lost me now:  There are is more of this somehow - my head physically hurts after reading this. Please share your favorite self published "literature"
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Feb 17, 2017 23:57
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Perfect time to drop this: Miranda Leek's "Twisted" about anthro rollercoasters with laser beams killing each other and getting pregnant. No, I'm serious. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3535471&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Feb 18, 2017 00:00
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I am the main Niger providing the land with the white southern bell!
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Feb 18, 2017 00:01
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I'm not sure that spellcheck would have even helped. I'm the author's blessed college education
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Feb 18, 2017 00:02
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How many pages does this span? You should post page 100 without any context then do a full reading because holy poo poo. Or somewhere in the middle, the book does not look that thick but I demand we know the secrets and knowledge it holds.
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Feb 18, 2017 00:05
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Billionaire Sicilian Italians??
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Feb 18, 2017 00:05
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more like Spirited Agay
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Feb 18, 2017 00:11
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Is silkmo a derogatory term or a make-believe word from the author?
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Feb 18, 2017 00:46
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Is silkmo a derogatory term or a make-believe word from the author? I think its just a character name, its on other pages: 
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Feb 18, 2017 00:49
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kinda reminds me of Burroughs
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Feb 18, 2017 00:52
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I wish I had a star telescope like Mr. johnson
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Feb 18, 2017 00:53
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Saw thread about self publishing, was not about Goon Erotica, left disappointed. Voted 1.
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Feb 18, 2017 00:54
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According to the publishers website the author writes "The Beginning is a simple book that helped me throughout my life when I found it hard growing up in America with the idiotic white American culture. It draws samples of real history of the states and how things were founded. This new edit of my book is the real way it should have been formatted, some material were nonsense." I guess I'd love to see this book pre edit
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Feb 18, 2017 00:56
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super mario batali posted:I think its just a character name, its on other pages: I'm the star telescope
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Feb 18, 2017 00:56
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Why are all the characters from Nigeria?
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Feb 18, 2017 00:56
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Nooner posted:Why are all the characters from Nigeria? That is where American Football was invented
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Feb 18, 2017 00:57
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I'm trying to figure out if he's pro or anti minority here because everybody seems to be an idiot.
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Feb 18, 2017 00:57
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Nooner posted:Why are all the characters from Nigeria? I think it's more of the author not bring able to spell
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Feb 18, 2017 00:58
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Nooner posted:Why are all the characters from Nigeria? Theyre from niger, idiot.
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Feb 18, 2017 01:00
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why haven't you left a review???
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Feb 18, 2017 01:01
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Lemon posted:why haven't you left a review??? Any ideas of what to put innit?
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Feb 18, 2017 01:02
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push the plow, do a very good job in that aspect etc.
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Feb 18, 2017 01:02
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I would like to discuss theology with this obviously wise man.
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Feb 18, 2017 01:02
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I'm the five pound rock
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Feb 18, 2017 01:04
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This man wrote a book and is a AUTHOR which is more than any of you gay big babies will do. Write a book then you can disrespect actual WRITERS
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Feb 18, 2017 01:05
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Op please post page 69
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Feb 18, 2017 01:06
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That Fannie Mae must be one hot mama.
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Feb 18, 2017 01:09
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So that's how the NFL got started.
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Feb 18, 2017 01:10
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Op please post page 69 
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Feb 18, 2017 01:10
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Im gonna get a blessed college education from the southern negro
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Feb 18, 2017 01:10
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TheSpamalope posted:Im gonna get a blessed college education from the southern negro I believe the word the author used is "niger"
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Feb 18, 2017 01:12
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 Sadly the book is temporarily out of stock, but Amazon does show a couple places where you can buy a used copy. https://www.amazon.com/Beginning-Kevin-Lindo-Cadelina/dp/1478751924
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Feb 18, 2017 01:12
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What are you going to do with those tears Billy?
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Feb 18, 2017 01:13
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"Got milk?" screamed Bubba sarcastically while maneuvering his hand to Fannie Mae's breast while boasting about his booty.
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Feb 18, 2017 01:14
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loving perfect.
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Feb 18, 2017 01:15
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Feb 18, 2017 01:19
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I wonder what the church services he attends are like if this is what he considers a prayer book. Also, I'm the cucked Orc grandpa.
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Feb 18, 2017 01:21
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I'm just gonna drop off two words here. The first one is Nickolaus. The second one is Pacione. 
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Feb 18, 2017 01:21
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Don't publish yourself, OP.
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Feb 18, 2017 01:28
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Man Shadow of Mordor 2 is sounding phenomenal. I think this is the main character which I killed in my latest playthrough: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAZWKgkaHoM
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Feb 18, 2017 01:33
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