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Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

The best self published series are those books by that kooky lady Lovely Bahn or something like that.

We had a great thread about her at one point a year or so ago. I'm on my phone right now, but I'll try to find that old thread and link it (unless someone else has the link). It was a really great piece of drama.

Edit: Her name was Lovey Banh. Her Amazon page is great. Imgur apparently wants me to sign in, so I can't share a cover picture. It's probably :nws: because all of the book covers are her in a bikini. https://www.amazon.com/Lovey-Banh/e/B00MSC83ZW

Apparently there were a few other threads about her here. I could only find this one from 2006: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774918&userid=103047

Backweb fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Feb 18, 2017

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
This is not how you play football no he has it all wrong

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Thank you for the recommendation OP I will buy this book

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

This is like that Google deep dream image thing in text form. Holy christ.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Imagine four Orc tears rolling off the face of Mr. Johnson as he watches his daughter have sex with the America niger Bubba. The formerly first tear becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the Orc's face and is collected by Fannie May's younger brother Billy.

The NFL works the same way.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Smash it Smash hit posted:

This is not how you play football no he has it all wrong

Black men plowing rear end seems like an acurate description tbf.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a five-pound rock, must be in want of a wife."

super mario batali
Aug 1, 2013

Dice-a the Mushroom
Grimey Drawer

Zombiepop posted:

Black men plowing rear end seems like an acurate description tbf.

HUT HUT HUT

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Billionaire Sicilian Italians??

i too am trying to figure this out, because i live near the biggest Sicilian Italian neighborhoods around and everyone is pretty much poor as gently caress. the only thing they've got going for them are delis and bakeries

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


There really should be an emoji based on :yikes: only the smiley falls down laughing instead of turning away.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
I got cash on the barrel here if this insane bastard will agree to be my biographer

Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

There really should be an emoji based on :yikes: only the smiley falls down laughing instead of turning away.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Haha

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's pretty cool.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth


actual book, available on kindle.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I reich the look of that

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's not as if pulp exploitation featuring Nazis is anything new.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
I think Fannie Mae means Finnish Anime

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

New Wolfenstein looking a little iffy

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Heath posted:

New Wolfenstein looking a little yiffy

Heh heh

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Sorry, I meant yiffy

Edit: ah poo poo

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

the rfurred eich? was it ghostwritten by Dr. Hurufhhurr?

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Smash it Smash hit posted:

This is not how you play football no he has it all wrong

why should I trust you over this fine, college-educated published author?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
wtf happened to the tears (to be revealed later)

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

let it mellow posted:

wtf happened to the tears (to be revealed later)

it will be revealed later, duh!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Hector Beerlioz posted:

"Got milk?" screamed Bubba sarcastically while maneuvering his hand to Fannie Mae's breast while boasting about his booty.

want to grow?

the calcium in milk helps niger bones grow

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Great find. A very inspiring piece of literature, OP. Thought I'd give it a dramatic reading.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Paladinus posted:

Great find. A very inspiring piece of literature, OP. Thought I'd give it a dramatic reading.



This is magical.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Paladinus posted:

Great find. A very inspiring piece of literature, OP. Thought I'd give it a dramatic reading.



Genre(s): Homestuck Ethnic Religious

super mario batali
Aug 1, 2013

Dice-a the Mushroom
Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

Great find. A very inspiring piece of literature, OP. Thought I'd give it a dramatic reading.



You should do audio books

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

super mario batali posted:

I'm the five pound rock

women know not to make me wait

Farg
Nov 19, 2013
The sanctioned action is to Pound

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
This is still better than Harry Potter.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Crying Orc tears

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



These books have nothing on Chuck Tingle in terms of quality

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
I want more lovely self published books

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Paladinus posted:

Great find. A very inspiring piece of literature, OP. Thought I'd give it a dramatic reading.



WIDE RECEIVER

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Paladinus posted:

Great find. A very inspiring piece of literature, OP. Thought I'd give it a dramatic reading.



sexcellent

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Anyone who says the picaresque novel is dead hasn't been enlightened by the OP.

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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Bareback Werewolf posted:

What are you going to do with those tears Billy?

that will be revealed later.

op, please let us know if it is actually revealed later.

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