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darth_pizza posted:that will be revealed later. 
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Is silkmo a derogatory term or a make-believe word from the author? Lol look at this dumb silkmo
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Has anybody ever self published who wasn't insane or profoundly untalented? Hugh Howey.
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Feb 19, 2017 18:21
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No words. Should have sent a poet.
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Feb 19, 2017 18:45
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i believe he has an actual use for the tears, which will indeed be revealed later, rather than simply having the tears on hand while being sodomised
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Feb 19, 2017 19:12
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this guy is some Dargerian misunderstood genius.
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i believe he has an actual use for the tears, which will indeed be revealed later, rather than simply having the tears on hand while being sodomised This history of American football clearly explains that the Orc Billy Johnson used the tears to perform a prayer ritual in front of a burning bush while being sodomized to give his thanks to God for creating the race of Nigers which in turn created southern bells whose ringing transformed Billy Johnson into a Half-Orc. Like, I don't see what's confusing about this.
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Mega64 posted:This history of American football clearly explains that the Orc Billy Johnson used the tears to perform a prayer ritual in front of a burning bush while being sodomized to give his thanks to God for creating the race of Nigers which in turn created southern bells whose ringing transformed Billy Johnson into a Half-Orc. Just wanted to post these exact words. It's pretty straightforward, really.
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Mega64 posted:This history of American football clearly explains that the Orc Billy Johnson used the tears to perform a prayer ritual in front of a burning bush while being sodomized to give his thanks to God for creating the race of Nigers which in turn created southern bells whose ringing transformed Billy Johnson into a Half-Orc.
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Mega64 posted:This history of American football clearly explains that the Orc Billy Johnson used the tears to perform a prayer ritual in front of a burning bush while being sodomized to give his thanks to God for creating the race of Nigers which in turn created southern bells whose ringing transformed Billy Johnson into a Half-Orc. I think I just had a stroke, and not the fun kind that makes my underwear sticky.
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dare I ask what other prayers are within the The Beginning or it it all niger football sodomy from here on
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Putty posted:dare I ask what other prayers are within the The Beginning or it it all niger football sodomy from here on Find something you love and do it the rest of your life.
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Feb 20, 2017 01:31
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Hey OP why are honkies called Orcs
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Improbable Lobster posted:Hey OP why are honkies called Orcs Like Orcs in The Lord of the Rings, white people are the corruption of the pure race that is Nigers (Aftrican American Negroes).
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Feb 20, 2017 02:17
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and so the mystery of the tears was solved
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Feb 20, 2017 02:42
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i've been refreshing the amazon page for hours, HOW IS IT STILL OUT OF STOCK i need this in my life. i need to know about Orcs and Nigers and what happens to Fannie Mae
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Feb 20, 2017 03:30
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OP please give us an update, it is time we learn more.
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darth_pizza posted:i've been refreshing the amazon page for hours, HOW IS IT STILL OUT OF STOCK It just sort of ends. On his publisher's website he claims that this is the "edited down" version and that he "removed a lot of nonsense"
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super mario batali posted:It just sort of ends. On his publisher's website he claims that this is the "edited down" version and that he "removed a lot of nonsense" Ah, but not all the nonsense it seems.
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super mario batali posted:It just sort of ends. On his publisher's website he claims that this is the "edited down" version and that he "removed a lot of nonsense" what the HOW THICK IS THIS BOOK
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super mario batali posted:It just sort of ends. On his publisher's website he claims that this is the "edited down" version and that he "removed a lot of nonsense" He's not some sort of amateur, he recognizes brevity is the soul if niger orc sex.
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Backweb posted:The best self published series are those books by that kooky lady Lovely Bahn or something like that. Okay, one of the books listed is priced at three grand. Three thousand pounds.
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because all of the book covers are her in a bikini.
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King Doom posted:Okay, one of the books listed is priced at three grand. Three thousand pounds. It must be really good.
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super mario batali posted:It just sort of ends. On his publisher's website he claims that this is the "edited down" version and that he "removed a lot of nonsense" The whole book is twenty pages, right? Can you post the remaining pages?
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im pretty sure this book is actually the author's attempt at an allegory to the 2008 housing crisis
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big time bisexual posted:The whole book is twenty pages, right? Can you post the remaining pages? Here are all of the pages in order:           What the hell this book only has odd numbered pages in it. Ok im going to return this copy and try to get the one with all the pages in it. Somehow I don't think it will help any 
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Daymn nigers!
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I think that's all the pages. The narrative is complete.
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Feb 21, 2017 00:44
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I'm the standard 9 inches
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I read the thread title and thought this would be about GBS' favorite author, Nick Pacione. https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Nickolaus
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So the book claims to be a prayer book before you buy it, but turns out to be interracial porn? Are we sure this isn't some goon trolling fundies?
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Facebook Aunt posted:So the book claims to be a prayer book before you buy it, but turns out to be interracial porn? Are we sure this isn't some goon trolling fundies? I don't know I always say "dayum" so somebody probably thinks it's me and we'll get some super dumb racist guy registering here and making posts about feltching trump or some poo poo. 
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Orks is da best.
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Eh just wait for the movie imo
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Feb 21, 2017 03:49
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Somebody pitch this to CC, maybe an author goon will do a sequel.
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Wait, is this supposed to be some simpleton version of gone with the wind?
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You guys do realize I literally linked a screenshot of the author's facebook page some time back in this thread, right? Someone get in contact with this dude. Here it is again for your convenience: 
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Candlelight Virgil posted:You guys do realize I literally linked a screenshot of the author's facebook page some time back in this thread, right? Someone get in contact with this dude. Maybe you should contact him.
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Candlelight Virgil posted:You guys do realize I literally linked a screenshot of the author's facebook page some time back in this thread, right? Someone get in contact with this dude. Can we touch the poop guys??? Can we PLEASE touch this poop????????????
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