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Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Caufman posted:

It can do all these things as well as measure calories, because that is the creative adaptability of humans.

It measures how many calories you burn while using it as a dildo, with a bonus feature that it agitates paint at the same time from the mechanical insertion and retraction.

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