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Terrific Accident posted:I have no children and I think that makes me very special. thankyou for your sacrifice
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500 bad things posted:tell them we made slenderman and I think they'll come runnin' before more bad things happen to white people ok i told them and now the cops are here and also a news chopper and they keep getting SA mixed up with 4chan and reddit and theyre asking me for names and addresses of Anonymous
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:It's definitely not a great idea to have a kid in your 20s unless you are somehow filthy rich and met the absolute most perfect significant other in the world. Even then there's really no downside to just enjoying a less hectic life for a while. Man I could never imagine being so bored that I'd consider having a kid just to fill that time with something, but it takes different kinds I guess 
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Feb 24, 2017 19:15
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Imagine having kids in your 40s!
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Feb 24, 2017 19:24
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Police Automaton posted:Man I could never imagine being so bored that I'd consider having a kid just to fill that time with something, but it takes different kinds I guess It wasn't really boredom, it was more "what exactly are we saving money for other than vacations and retirement which we can also do with kids". The only major differences is are the vacations are going to be a lot different (doesn't matter because we went everywhere we wanted to go already) and if we want to go out we just need to find a sitter. We still go out once a week (with no kids) usually.
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Burt Sexual posted:Imagine having kids in your 40s! My father was in his 40s when I was born. We ended up having little of a connection because he grew up in a completely different world. Didn't even really understand that until I was an adult myself. Times have changed since then and continue to change. He also was not a very flexible man, it usually was his way or no way. That is not a question of age. The other day I read that developed countries will start pushing an average life expectancy of over 90 in the next 20 years. (probably excluding the US because of widespread obesity&lack of a good level of healthcare) So being 40 doesn't really mean anymore what it meant 20-30 years ago. Hell, being 30 doesn't mean what it meant 20-30 years ago. People even look a lot younger nowadays on average. So honestly, can't imagine. I suppose it's possible! Uncle at Nintendo posted:It wasn't really boredom, it was more "what exactly are we saving money for other than vacations and retirement which we can also do with kids". That's not really something I could catch myself ever thinking to be honest, but I guess we are just very different people. Which is fine!
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If I had a kid I'd always be like "oh my god I hope he didn't fall down a storm drain".
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Police Automaton posted:Man I could never imagine being so bored that I'd consider having a kid just to fill that time with something, but it takes different kinds I guess Police Automaton posted:That's not really something I could catch myself ever thinking to be honest, but I guess we are just very different people. Which is fine! yeah i feel like at that point i'd sign up for fencing lessons or learn a new language or take a vacation somewhere else (the earth is pretty huge) or any of the myriad options that don't require me to radically permanently change my body & my life i am really happy that other people have the drive to have children, because i like people and i think keeping the human race going is a pretty cool thing
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YeahTubaMike posted:yeah i feel like at that point i'd sign up for fencing lessons or learn a new language or take a vacation somewhere else (the earth is pretty huge) or any of the myriad options that don't require me to radically permanently change my body & my life If you have kids and an heir to avenge you if you're slain in battle, there's a reduced need for fencing lessons
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Fiddler on the Reef posted:They oversewed my wife's vag post delivery and she seems to have permanent hemorrhoids from the extreme pushing. Just lol if you're not fisting your wife every night for the last month to ensure maximum vaginal elasticity
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lol if you don't use your kids for slave labor the moment they can walk. Go get me that bag of chips hun. You don't want to? Oh gosh guess you didn't earn your $2 allowance this week, and I'll be telling santa about this!
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Police Automaton posted:That's not really something I could catch myself ever thinking to be honest, but I guess we are just very different people. Which is fine! oh yeah, it is definitely not for everyone, and props to anyone who figures that out beforehand. I definitely would have not been able to do it while going to college and working full time. People who can juggle all three make me go 
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I gotta be honest but my 2 year old has not cost me much money up to this point (huge stipulation: I work rotating shifts so we don't have to pay for daycare). Other than diapers and extra food, there's really no costs (friends virtually throw their kids old clothes in your direction). But it obviously will get very expensive come high school and college time I'm sure. Just getting a two bedroom apartment anywhere near work would cost $600,000/$2,000 per month. Daycares are almost non-existent and obscenely expensive. Schools are closing because no one can afford kids. It's not a normal city.
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i actually really like lil kids. they're funny and fun to be around but only if you can fuckin bolt when they start to meltdown. you gotta be a r-tard to want to raise one 24/7
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Just getting a two bedroom apartment anywhere near work would cost $600,000/$2,000 per month. Daycares are almost non-existent and obscenely expensive. Schools are closing because no one can afford kids. It's not a normal city. You sound economically disadvantaged. While living, by choice, in a hell hole. Sorry
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Burt Sexual posted:You sound economically disadvantaged. While living, by choice, in a hell hole. Sorry can you not spread your hillbilly maga bullshit in every loving thread
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:can you not spread your hillbilly maga bullshit in every loving thread Whoa I'm no hillbilly and I like kids. Maybe this isn't your thread friend.
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Having kids should be illegal until you do a course on how to actually take care of it and raise it to not be an rear end in a top hat Put the loving thing to sleep if need be when you find out they don't have the required credentials beyond "I know how to put thingy into hole but don't know what a condom is" because that's preferable to the kid growing up to be another blemish on society gently caress Chernobyl baby fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Feb 25, 2017 |
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Chernobyl baby posted:Having kids should be illegal until you do a course on how to actually take care of it and raise it to not be an rear end in a top hat raising a life is pass/fail sorry bubbarino
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Burt Sexual posted:You sound economically disadvantaged. While living, by choice, in a hell hole. Sorry You're wrong on all accounts. Even the "by choice" part. The wife won't move. Not everyone has half a dozen cheap, economically thriving cities to move to like Americans. Ours is the best city in the country and it's ridiculously expensive in part because of that.
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Feb 25, 2017 10:06
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Imagine having sex in your 20s
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Benny Harvey posted:Imagine having sex in your 20s hosed up if true
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cheap labor, baby. make america great again
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Benny Harvey posted:Imagine having sex in your 20s now lets not get crazy
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Benny Harvey posted:Imagine having sex
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Chernobyl baby posted:Having kids should be illegal until you do a course on how to actually take care of it and raise it to not be an rear end in a top hat source your quotes
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Chernobyl baby posted:Having kids should be illegal until you do a course on how to actually take care of it and raise it to not be an rear end in a top hat I love how it's not even 'but think of the kid's future happiness!'. Just 'b-but they'll grow up to be a 
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The bruenigs on Twitter seem to be doing pretty good.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Congratulations, it's triplets!! Had a buddy who just had natural quadruplets, lol. He got wreck by his own dick
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Feb 25, 2017 15:42
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I took care of my nephew for five months after he was born because my sister & her boyfriend had a lot of WoW raiding to do, so they'd basically abandoned him for weeks at a time with my parents or me. Things eventually changed, but I'd say it was definitely a valuable experience that taught me how to take care of an incomprehensible pants-making GBS threads goblin. And also how to take care of a baby.
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Having kids isn't that hard. I mean, you definitely realize how easy your life was in certain ways beforehand, but it never seemed that difficult. e: if you get lucky and your kid isn't a little poo poo inherently. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Feb 25, 2017 |
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Junkyard Poodle posted:Had a buddy who just had natural quadruplets, lol. He got wreck by his own dick The extremely fertile wifey Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:I took care of my nephew for five months after he was born because my sister & her boyfriend had a lot of WoW raiding to do, so they'd basically abandoned him for weeks at a time with my parents or me. Things eventually changed, but I'd say it was definitely a valuable experience that taught me how to take care of an incomprehensible pants-making GBS threads goblin. And also how to take care of a baby. Usename post combo
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I might have gotten a woman pregnant Fortunately she is a psycho and we broke up and is now living with someone else who takes care of her and really wants a child, and there's a strong possibility it might be mine Best of both worlds really, my genes spread and I can still play Heroes of the Storm all night
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Feb 25, 2017 23:05
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I might have gotten a woman pregnant my man 
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Feb 26, 2017 03:44
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never talk to me or my son again
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God drat, they pulled his hair to the side so hard it's loving up his eyelids
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Liars tend to gravitate toward leadership positions, everyone peep future-president Treyden Brayden
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:never talk to me or my son again I can't believe there's a Brayden old enough to have kids
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