imagine having kids in your 20's

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Ape Fist: Feb 23, 2007; Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Mammal Sauce posted:

My wife and I have 3yo twin boys and we've not gotten to the zombie/wishing for death stage yet. Aside from the constant pumping up until 2 for my wife, it's been a cakewalk so far. They eat anything, sleep at night (since a few weeks old and had to be woken to feed at night) , etc.

As a man expecting twin boys in like 3 weeks time this post is incredibly reassuring and important to me.

e. I'm 30.

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Ape Fist: Feb 23, 2007; Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

yeah now that I'm having kids at 30 all I can think is I should have done this at 20 so by the time I'm 35 I won't be too old to do gently caress all and they'll be in their mid teens and my job will be nearly done. Now I'm gonna be 45 before I'm remotely confident they won't kill themselves or others before I can drink a few beers and get loose without needing to look over my shoulder.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 20:15

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