imagine having kids in your 20's

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Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

there are lots of studies that show people without children are happier than their kidhaver counterparts

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 01:54

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:46

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I've read that and it's more pronounced in the us that a lot of other European countries.

well yeah the problems of having kids are compounded when you have to pay out the rear end for their health care and education and can't ever take time off from your soul crushing job to be with them

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 01:58

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

b-minus1 posted:

Imagine working a dead end job, having no social life, playing video games all night, and posting in gbs on a Saturday night, in your 20's

lol how old is little nayvee now?

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 02:00

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

it doesn't get better but you do learn how to lie to yourself to preserve your sanity

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:02

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

here's a picture of bryndaff when he came in third at the pacifist taekwando tournament

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 09:29

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

we owe the hospital 400 grand because ronin ate an entire bag of tide pods #blessed

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 09:30

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

i took out a second mortgage so drayley could go to a private kindergarten but his teacher says he's already beatboxing at a 4th grade level

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 09:33

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

Professor SJW posted:

i feel like this should be a common sense thing everyone should know but then tired, dead-eyed parents try telling me that it's all worth it and I wouldn't understand until i have a kid of my own

the only thing i can think is they are trying to trick me into having kids because misery loves company

or they have been brainwashed by hormones or something

that's the point of the studies really. parents self report as being happier overall at a much higher rate than kidfrees but when they called both samples repeatedly over time and asked how their day was kidhavers bitched and moaned way way way more

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 16:42

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

i will never have kids but only because i am committed to white genocide

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 16:56

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

Professor SJW posted:

we need a kill whitey smiley

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 17:03

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

little sprigsley is the light of my life. i'm glad the condom slipped off in that k mart loading dock and none of you edgy goons calling her a pet rock will ever change that

now if you'll excuse me i have to wash formula vomit off my ceiling fan

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 23:11

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

i just realized that middle management position i spent my whole life pursuing doesn't actually mean poo poo and i have actually contributed nothing to civilization. better pop out some kids so I can feel fulfilled by their potential to do better than I did

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 01:03

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

500 bad things posted:

Oxytocin is a hell of a drug

ya but you can get it from pettin a dog

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:11

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

500 bad things posted:

hell yeah you can

good dog

fyodor posted:

The dog releases oxytocin, too.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:17

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

bitmap posted:

My fiance wants kids bad but I know that it's going to ruin the planet and my own life and also why is everyone in this thread apparently having twins?

kidhavers either do it way too young and ruin their lives or wait too long and let wives and mortality panic coerce them into fertility drugs so they have multiples

Nefarious 2.0 fucked around with this message at 12:10 on Feb 21, 2017

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 12:06

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

the real issue is that according to evolution we should be breeding by 16 and dying by 40

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 12:08

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

like a cigarette should posted:

I wonder what happened to that goon who decided to save his marriage by having a baby with his horrible wife who threatened to divorce him if they didn't have a kid, and then the kid turned out to be a downsbaby but he insisted everything was going to be okay because his downsbaby was a few months old and was 'super cute' even while the whole thread was warning him about the living hell his life was about to become.

Wonder what happened to that goon.

he became gay. so what

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 22:34

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

1redflag posted:

Also, lol at all the people projecting hard as gently caress itt. We get it, it's not because you are an unlovable self-righteous shithead that noone wants to mate with you; it's because of and . Conversely, we get it, you aren't just like everybody else on the loving planet having a child; you're special for doing one of the most basic biological functions and feeling rewarded by your brain chemistry for doing so. God drat; have a kid, don't have a kid, who gives a poo poo. This thread was clearly supposed to be about making fun of white trash, and you idiots had to go and ruin it trying to impress strangers on the internet.

NICE meltdown :banjo:

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 00:05

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

love too have my child get me beers and also love to stop after one because I always have to be able to drive in case ryver eats another tide pod

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 02:33

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Son: "Dada bad dada sometime."
Me: "Why is Dada a bad Dada sometimes?"
Son: "Dada tell a boy 'no' sometime, Mama not do that."

what the gently caress is this poo poo

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 18:27

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

i actually really like lil kids. they're funny and fun to be around but only if you can fuckin bolt when they start to meltdown. you gotta be a r-tard to want to raise one 24/7

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 01:35