imagine having kids in your 20's

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Hector Beerlioz posted:

As a disgusting person both in body and disposition I have no worries about ever having children

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 02:29

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

imagine finding out im your dad

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:14

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

EvilJoven posted:

Every three months or so I finally corner my wife to have the 'are we having kids or not?' talk and every time she says she hasn't decided but is definitely not ready now.

We've been having this discussion for the past 9 years. I'll be 40 in two years. If she's still on the fence by then I'm just going ahead with a vasectomy. I hope that happens because at this point I'm pretty sure I don't want the hassle. All our childless friends our age do all sorts of cool stuff with us and all of our friends with kids... well... we actually don't really have any friends with kids because they don't have the time or money to do any of that cool stuff with us and all they talk about is their boring kids.

Not sure if this is cool or pathetic

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 05:33

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

the good fax machine posted:

"I'm child-free and my nipples are like silver dollar pancakes!"

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 23:03

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

It would own to have kids if you're prepared for them, and it would own to just have a wife you travel & adventure all the time with. Life owns & I love living!

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 00:07