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Yeah I dont want to play video games and eat snacks. I want to pay 1,000,000 so that a SMALLER ME can play video games and eat snacks. What the gently caressThesaurus posted:imagine being the weirdo childless creep who is forever trying to recapture his youth by going to rock concerts with people like half his age who think he's a weird old childless creep, who also has cats or dogs or some poo poo that he obsesses over and treats like his babies. - going to concerts to listen to them instead of look cool (ohwwwh hurrr a fifteen year old's gonna notice i'm a lame fatso! better go home and listen to my fave band there!!! this is how adults think) - cats and dogs - having an old, wise dad pathetic
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Cobweb Heart posted:Yeah I dont want to play video games and eat snacks. I want to pay 1,000,000 so that a SMALLER ME can play video games and eat snacks. What the gently caress but first, to make every activity awkward and dangerous for the love of my life for 9 months (it can be less but that's Bad), also she feels like poo poo in the morning and then undergoes grueling vaginal torture for a day. Or longer. And now for eighteen+ years of protecting a suicidal retard from every possible danger in the world, and after that, worrying until I die. No, it's not my sex drive combined with bad choices. I meant to do this and it's fun. for real kids past 1 or 2 are fun as hell to hang out with but just imagine actually creating and then raising one. smh edit: While the people who treat their dogs and cats like children are extremely gross and uncool, they also most likely get less poo poo sprayed on them by their kids lol Cobweb Heart fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Feb 20, 2017 |
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