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Hector Beerlioz posted:Children are not free lmao what are you talking about srry heck i mispoke i meant no child for me! im happy and fancy and free!  and yes im free i am of no value
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Feb 19, 2017 01:41
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:there are lots of studies that show people without children are happier than their kidhaver counterparts i dont need a study this seems like common sense
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Feb 19, 2017 15:47
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i took out a second mortgage so drayley could go to a private kindergarten but his teacher says he's already beatboxing at a 4th grade level nefarious killin it itt as usual
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Feb 19, 2017 16:31
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:there are lots of studies that show people without children are happier than their kidhaver counterparts i feel like this should be a common sense thing everyone should know but then tired, dead-eyed parents try telling me that it's all worth it and I wouldn't understand until i have a kid of my own the only thing i can think is they are trying to trick me into having kids because misery loves company or they have been brainwashed by hormones or something
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Feb 19, 2017 16:34
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i unironically think voluntary human extinction is a good and cool idea. let's none of us have kids ever again, pls.
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Feb 19, 2017 16:40
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:that's the point of the studies really. parents self report as being happier overall at a much higher rate than kidfrees but when they called both samples repeatedly over time and asked how their day was kidhavers bitched and moaned way way way more lol that sounds about right etalian posted:This is apparently what happens irl for real i can imagine cave men throwing their screaming kids into a bog and whistling as they walk away
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Feb 19, 2017 16:46
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etalian posted:Having kids is basically evolutionary stockholm syndrome i'm going to put this on a bumper sticker also, "throw your kids into a bog"
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Feb 19, 2017 16:52
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the good fax machine posted:I would definitely throw my girl in a bog if I thought I could get away with it. With that said, she's alright sometimes. she'll be ok. the bog creatures can raise her. turtles and otters and poo poo. Nefarious 2.0 posted:i will never have kids but only because i am committed to white genocide what up white genocide buddy  we need a kill whitey smiley
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Feb 19, 2017 16:56
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Hardawn posted:I now fully understand "Country Death Song" by the Violent Femmes haha i knew there was a reason i listened to that song over and over and over again when i was younger going to go listen to it again right now lol nice
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Feb 19, 2017 17:06
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:little sprigsley is the light of my life. i'm glad the condom slipped off in that k mart loading dock and none of you edgy goons calling her a pet rock will ever change that
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Feb 20, 2017 00:02
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Piss de Bundy posted:lol at the offended parents itt tho, "imagine playing VIDEOGAMES!!!"
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Feb 20, 2017 00:03
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Sancho posted:When do u parents have time to smoke weed? i have the same question but about smoking meth
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Feb 20, 2017 01:51
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Hardawn posted:i'm listening to a child giggle right this very second, plz acknowledge my sacrifices and plight hardawn, important question: is there a bog nearby?
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Feb 20, 2017 01:52
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:It is entirely possible that somebody who joined the forums in 2000 or so could've raised a child to near-adulthood by now. And that person who was raised by a Goon could be posting right now. But probably not. it's me i am Son of Goon
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Feb 20, 2017 03:25
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myDad posted:Morphine, heroin, psilocybin, LSD, and DMT lol take dmt and when your kids turn into multi-dimensional machine elves try to give them the birds and bees talk
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Feb 20, 2017 03:27
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take dmt and throw your kids in the fractal hyper-bog
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Feb 20, 2017 03:48
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Thesaurus posted:If you turn 30 and your wife isn't at least pregnant then you've failed at life no you are winning at life because you are still free
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Feb 20, 2017 05:01
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fyodor posted:freedom is slavery. losing personhood in giving one's self over to raise yet another child this planet doesn't need is true freedom. look at this child who will do nothing of use and produce only another mountain of plastic trash to further choke our mother earth - isn't he just the sweetest little miracle? if you don't have 6 of these it's YOU who is being selfish
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Feb 20, 2017 05:19
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:i know when im dying of cancer i will look fondly on my 20 and 30s and cherish all those times i got to watch netflix and playing video games instead of having a kid unironically yeah unless you raise a kid who does something amazing to help the world (which you won't) then what do you have to be proud of on your deathbed?
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Feb 21, 2017 01:10
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spacetoaster posted:I think these people who don't want to have kids are just natures way of keeping bad genes out of circulation. i recognize that my garbage genetic line should end with me. i'm not ashamed of that. i'm making the world a better place.
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Feb 21, 2017 01:12
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A Strange Aeon posted:It seems disingenuous to assert that all parents are secretly miserable and lie about their happiness while people who decide to not have children live fuller lives never once doubting their decision to forgo a fundamental human experience. but all of that is true 
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Feb 21, 2017 02:12
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nice meme retard
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Feb 21, 2017 03:02
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:your life is worthless well yeah but kids wont fix that
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Feb 21, 2017 03:33
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:What would be some good names for a hypothetical child born in Appalachia? It has to be something that says "at least one of my parents went to college, but for some reason they're still living in Ohio." brayden, jayden, kayden or dayden
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Feb 21, 2017 11:29
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Feb 21, 2017 11:30
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someone pls name their kid Burger Pug
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Feb 21, 2017 11:32
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OMFG FURRY posted:shout out to all the parents naming their kids video game characters, big props Megaman Kowalski, please approach the bench
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Feb 21, 2017 11:41
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Hello I'm Duke Nukem Silverstein, your new rape crisis counselor
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Feb 21, 2017 11:49
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bitmap posted:whyd you get a name change my misanthropic brother? someone tried to own me by calling me professor social justice but i thought it was a really good username so i took it lol
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Feb 21, 2017 13:19
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:the real issue is that according to evolution we should be breeding by 16 and dying by 40 well i hosed up the breed by 16 thing so i hope i dont let evolution down by living past 40
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Feb 21, 2017 13:23
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Piss de Bundy posted:i am going to name my daughter Avril, after my favorite popstar gonna name my kid paul giamatti edit: jk im not having a kid lol
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Feb 21, 2017 23:12
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ElGroucho posted:We had our kid at 26 and he's half way out of our house and our genitals still work, pretty soon it will be middle aged swing time or you could just never have kids ever and work in an abortion clinic helping other people make the right choice
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Feb 21, 2017 23:15
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Hardawn posted:But they oft won't listen! Oft I say! show patients how much it costs to raise a kid. tell them to picture the wheelbarrow full of cocaine tgey could buy instead
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Feb 21, 2017 23:28
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Toilet Shoes posted:What is the current street value on a kilo these days? *flips open notebook, readies pencil* sorry i can only do a rough child to wheelbarrow estimate smart kids who want to go to college -- thats a wheelbarrow and a half of cocaine. that drops back down to a wheelbarrow if they are smart enough to get full-ride scholarship
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Feb 21, 2017 23:35
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Toilet Shoes posted:What's a goon worth? Negative Barrows? well if you dont abort a kid and they turn into a goon, that means they will be living and sponging off you for life. if you abort the goon child you can save enough to buy five wheelbarrows of cocain over the course of your life
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Feb 21, 2017 23:41
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Piss de Bundy posted:*captain over loudspeaker* shut that loving baby up or ill crash this plane i swear 2 logic at that point i think we are allowed to treat the baby as a terrorist
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Feb 22, 2017 01:16
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Fiddler on the Reef posted:They oversewed my wife's vag post delivery and she seems to have permanent hemorrhoids from the extreme pushing. op pls put this in the op jesus christ
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Feb 22, 2017 03:32
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:It's probably worth having kids just for that sweet Child Tax Credit. not worth if it if you get hemmroids and your vagoo stapled shut
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Feb 22, 2017 04:03
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A Strange Aeon posted:Some people say you can't truly be an adult until you have children of your own. that's funny because some of the biggest immature fuckups i know are parents
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Feb 22, 2017 14:47
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