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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

"His name is Bort. It's a callback to this episode of the Simpsons . . ."

"Sephiroth is doing so well in school. I wish Aeris took such an interest in her studies, though"

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I'd assume his life became a living hell.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Also, lol at all the people projecting hard as gently caress itt. We get it, it's not because you are an unlovable self-righteous shithead that noone wants to mate with you; it's because of :biotruths: and :catdrugs:. Conversely, we get it, you aren't just like everybody else on the loving planet having a child; you're special for doing one of the most basic biological functions and feeling rewarded by your brain chemistry for doing so. God drat; have a kid, don't have a kid, who gives a poo poo. This thread was clearly supposed to be about making fun of white trash, and you idiots had to go and ruin it trying to impress strangers on the internet.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

"I failed my drug test at UPS, so now I just sell weed to cover the cost of formula and diapers."

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

God drat, they pulled his hair to the side so hard it's loving up his eyelids

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Topographic Nap posted:

Kids are really easy to suplex

That's child abuse. You gotta piledrive 'em through a table if you want them to grow up right.

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