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Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
So you blow a loving kid into a lady. :shrug: Who gives a gently caress? As long as you can support them.

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Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
I was instructed to give this response.

"At least you know the kid isn't going to have down syndromes, or some poo poo." "I mean, gently caress, what are you going to do, wait until your deserted loving barren womb produces retarded fucks?"

These are not my words. Quite frankly, if you give me a probie for them, it will keep me from having to use this account to placate my client.

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Professor SJW posted:

show patients how much it costs to raise a kid. tell them to picture the wheelbarrow full of cocaine tgey could buy instead

What is the current street value on a kilo these days? *flips open notebook, readies pencil*

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Professor SJW posted:

sorry i can only do a rough child to wheelbarrow estimate

smart kids who want to go to college -- thats a wheelbarrow and a half of cocaine. that drops back down to a wheelbarrow if they are smart enough to get full-ride scholarship

What's a goon worth? Negative Barrows?

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
"Get me a sandwich."

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