imagine having kids in your 20's

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Sancho posted:

When do u parents have time to smoke weed?

whenever? either wait until late evening when everything is winding down or just whenever because weed doesn't turn me into a non-functional human being

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 01:10

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 13:54

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Sancho posted:

Doesn't ur baby get high when you breast feed it tho?

lol breast feeding is for poors who can't afford REAL food

but poo poo, if doctor's don't care if you're taking like 12 oxys/percs a day while breastfeeding, don't know why weed would matter

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 01:18

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

tiltposter posted:

if there's anything my parents taught me it's that having kids is loving dumb

I like how you rotate through accounts as they get probated

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 01:22

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

gotta make the next generation of shitposters

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 01:26

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

just get a vasectomy and lie about it

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 01:31

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

500 bad things posted:

just get a vasectomy

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 01:40

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Applesnots posted:

drat, I wish I thought about this. Genius.

It'll solve literally any problem you have in life

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 01:49

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

I've never done more than weed, benzos, and oxy. benzos are amazing and you should never take them, opiates are fine to pop every once in a while, and smoke weed every day. what new drugs should I be adding to my repertoire?

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 02:22

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

myDad posted:

Morphine, heroin, psilocybin, LSD, and DMT

yeah opiates are rad but a one trick pony. need to try psychedelic poo poo, but I think I should stop hating myself first or I'll have a bad trip

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 02:24

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

tiltposter posted:

no such thing as a bad trip only spirit quests

It got to the point where weed gives me anxiety

but lol I just cry through that and then enjoy the normal parts!

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 02:29

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

tiltposter posted:

some people smoke weed ao much they start to enjoy the paranoia that they sometimes experience

if you get paranoid on weed just start drinking it solves that problem also being drunk is cool

Nah it's not really paranoia in the cool sense (like I've had that before, hearing loving sports broadcasters talking in my kitchen) but in the "oh god I'm actually dying this time" sense.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 02:34

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

tiltposter posted:

that's hosed and you probably shouldn't smoke weed

Eh, who cares I'm probably not actually going to.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 02:53

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

tiltposter posted:

I would like mods to change my forums name to this and also remove this lovely red text that's making everyone think I suck at posting

It's not the red text

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 03:52

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

old fat bird posted:

every person with a child is a horrible parent

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 04:03

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

I had 4 kids as a status symbol because I can afford kids and a big house and fast cars without breaking a sweat. #justtrustfundthings

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 19:13

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Oxytocin is a hell of a drug

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 04:31

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

ya but you can get it from pettin a dog

hell yeah you can

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:14

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

like a cigarette should posted:

oh my GOD

so you work at home?

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 19:08

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

lol the best is to fly first class with your screaming baby

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 01:02

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

wow most I've paid for a ticket is 5k because it was a sleeper bed seat which was rad

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 01:08

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Jailbrekr posted:

If I had kids in my 20's, I'd be dealing with teenagers approaching adulthood right about now. They'd also be far more hosed up than they are now because they would've been parented by a man child during their formative years. Less so now because I'm old and crotchety and proof that anyone can learn the hard way eventually.

There are advantages to starting a bit later, like having a more comfortable financial situation and a poo poo tonne of hand me downs from the breeders in your circle of friends who came before you (pun intended). You also learn from their mistakes. Like gently caress those child rearing books or that bullshit "what to expect when you're expecting" drek. gently caress them, gently caress them right in the ear. If that 8 pound poo spewing noise machine wasn't shat out with an instruction booklet stuck to the placenta, those books will be like buying a Haynes manual for a 2001 Volkswagen Scirocco just to fix your 2003 Ford F150. Sure they both have 4 wheels and engines that go vroom, but thats about it.

this guy fucks

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 02:02

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

1redflag posted:

Also, lol at all the people projecting hard as gently caress itt. We get it, it's not because you are an unlovable self-righteous shithead that noone wants to mate with you; it's because of and . Conversely, we get it, you aren't just like everybody else on the loving planet having a child; you're special for doing one of the most basic biological functions and feeling rewarded by your brain chemistry for doing so. God drat; have a kid, don't have a kid, who gives a poo poo. This thread was clearly supposed to be about making fun of white trash, and you idiots had to go and ruin it trying to impress strangers on the internet.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 23:31

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Professor SJW posted:

hello cops? i saw a weird post on gbs

what is gbs? do you know that "all your base" meme? hold up how long do you have this is going to take a while

tell them we made slenderman and I think they'll come runnin' before more bad things happen to white people

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 19:05

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 13:54

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

parenthood is a mental illness

just because it was true of your parents doesn't mean it's true of all parents :shrug:

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 04:51

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