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i have a 3 month old, it's easy as hell
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SBJ posted:Little did you know that it would be.... THE LAST TIME Fairly accurate. EvilJoven posted:Every three months or so I finally corner my wife to have the 'are we having kids or not?' talk and every time she says she hasn't decided but is definitely not ready now. I hope your wife is young as hell, because having kids after 35 for women is bad news.
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Feb 19, 2017 06:10
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lol if they actually have welfare queens in canada In the US, you give all of your money and time to your children so they don't resent you like how you hate your lovely poor parents who made you get rides to practice with other kids. Then as your health fails in your early 40s, at least you know that 2nd mortgage so your kid could study abroad was worth it.
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Feb 19, 2017 07:29
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the kid is way less work than the dog
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Feb 19, 2017 07:32
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just spent the last half hour heating up a bottle and feeding the baby at 4:00 am because he's not old enough yet to go through the night. normally this takes my wife 10 minutes because it's a lot quicker to just take out a warm tittie, but shes away for the weekend at a bachelorette party. i guess one of her friends just realized that once you hit 30 you no longer have the capacity or ability to be cool anymore so you might as well get married and have kids.
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Feb 19, 2017 13:33
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etalian posted:Also the useless screaming rock nature of kids is due to evolution once again. Also BIG DIAPER has pushed the average potty training age back by over a year since the 1940s.
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Feb 19, 2017 20:51
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Piss de Bundy posted:"I'm...gay..." as I smile and die alone because I had no kids , or I had kids and they aren't there and will destroy each other fighting over their inheritance lol like you have anything left to give as an inheritance once you have kids better than having a video game collection to leave for your cat I guess
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Feb 20, 2017 22:08
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do you think Beyonce ever changed a diaper?
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Feb 21, 2017 03:17
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pants in my pants posted:Having kids sounds obnoxious and expensive. I like to drink beer and work on my cars and ride my bicycles and sleep and watch Netflix and do these things whenever I want. Having a kid would severely cut into this schedule. Also there's too many people in the world already. I drink a lot more beer since having a kid.
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