imagine having kids in your 20's

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I'm just glad I can beat someone in a footrace again. Totally worth everything else.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 01:40

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 12:43

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

validation is a helluva drug

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 02:22

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Most don't have the self awareness to truly get something out of having kids, so it inevitably becomes a recurring cycle of abuse that was inflected upon you.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 16:37

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I now fully understand "Country Death Song" by the Violent Femmes

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 17:00

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

i'm listening to a child giggle right this very second, plz acknowledge my sacrifices and plight

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 01:27

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Professor SJW posted:

hardawn, important question: is there a bog nearby?

brb searching knowyourbogs.com for closest bog. Several come to mind, but distance as the crow flies might be different.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 02:42

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Reading the "what to expect app" forums is like looking through a window into the infinite variables of hell.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 22:43

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Piss de Bundy posted:

how was that wasteful? what is wrong with being a little heathen?

having a kid in your early 20's would suck so much poo poo, god drat. and this thread isnt about hating on people who have kids! stop it !

I'll interpret the tattoos of my children however i drat well please, they are on MY BODY jfc

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 01:52

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

No, I need my genetic material to be slathered as far as the eye can see, I'm like a mixologists with the ladies and I'm always looking for a new cocktail combination

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 13:33

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

like a cigarette should posted:

Babies scare me, I'm scared of babies

Turn on your monitor

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 19:07

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I'm 7 years younger than my brother that was good since by the time I was in middle school he was gone.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 19:14

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Professor SJW posted:

or you could just never have kids ever and work in an abortion clinic helping other people make the right choice

But they oft won't listen! Oft I say!

e: still a noble pursuit tho

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:22

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

vomit is way crazier tho, you don't typically see the poop come out, but vomit is

e: wife's sister ran down the hall projectial diarrheaing on the walls

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 00:16

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Professor SJW posted:

im planning on searching mommy blogs for all the names nefarious is coming up with itt because they dont seem real but i know they probably are

Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Let's hope Mommy bloggers don't stumble onto his wonderful creations or you might be pointing to your attacker in court and saying it was that ryver, third from the ryver on the end

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 02:38

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Cum inside, but be prepared to provide

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 03:34

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 12:43

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Chernobyl baby posted:

Having kids should be illegal until you do a course on how to actually take care of it and raise it to not be an rear end in a top hat

Put the loving thing to sleep if need be when you find out they don't have the required credentials beyond "I know how to put thingy into hole but don't know what a condom is" because that's preferable to the kid growing up to be another blemish on society

gently caress

raising a life is pass/fail sorry bubbarino

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 04:21

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