imagine having kids in your 20's

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lol if you: Jun 29, 2004; I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

life hacks #82: brutally murder your balls and you won't have kids when you are 20 lolololol

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 02:28

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 02:11

lol if you: Jun 29, 2004; I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

imagine finding out im your dad

dad goon, so what

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:20

lol if you: Jun 29, 2004; I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

Bean posted:

I've taught a few things in a few places, and for a while I did special education in an area that wasn't totally down and out, but definitely economically depressed. By the luck of the draw, I'd get the kindergardeners and first graders on my caseload. This required going into their classrooms, so I got to know a huge number of five, six and seven year olds in the general education population as well.

I saw a lot of kids that were dirty, ill dressed, obviously not spoken to at home, backpack stank of smoke, ect, and without fail it would be the Christmas party and there would be 20 year old mom and 21 year old dad. They of course could both come because neither one of them worked. Holy poo poo wait to have kids. Holy poo poo.

i was afraid you were talking about me but hahah no way was dad around who even is that guy?

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:30

lol if you: Jun 29, 2004; I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

500 bad things posted:

just get a vasectomy and brag about it

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 01:38

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