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imagine being the weirdo childless creep who is forever trying to recapture his youth by going to rock concerts with people like half his age who think he's a weird old childless creep, who also has cats or dogs or some poo poo that he obsesses over and treats like his babies. alternatively imagine having kids really late in life and being a decrepit old piece of poo poo with one foot in the grave by the time his kids graduate from high school and all his kid's friends are embarrassed to come around because hus dad is a gross and out of it old man who can't even play football with his kid without breaking his loving hip.
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EvilJoven posted:Last year because I didnt have to spend my time and money raising a kid I spent it learning how to fly airplanes. imagine having a family that loves you instead of biking around alone
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Toddlers are just babies that can walk. So they're basically retards that you constantly have to watch because they'll try to stick their tongue in a light socket or walk off a cliff. They're a nightmare. While this is true, they can also be hilarious and will also run up to you and hug you saying "I love you daddy" unprompted. But then they smash the lamp or something immediately after you forbid them from doing so. Still cooler than babies, imo
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If you turn 30 and your wife isn't at least pregnant then you've failed at life
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