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One of my friends is dating a lady with a kid and he got super pissed at me when I joked about him blowing money on a kid that isn't even his. Now I pretty much avoid going on Facebook because he posts pictures all the time of this kid who he refers to as his daughter and it just bothers the hell out of me. Like come on dude, you're not even married to this lady and you've only known her for like six months, tops. But I'll probably never have kids because I stand too close to the wood stove out in the garage and it's probably rendered me impotent or something.
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Nobody's gonna just come right out and say that they hate raising children. Usually. I mean, that'd definitely make them look bad.
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Feb 19, 2017 16:39
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I probably have maybe two or three children somewhere overseas. Probably making a living sorting garbage or something.
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Feb 19, 2017 16:48
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DangerZoneDelux posted:Thread should be titled don't get married
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It is entirely possible that somebody who joined the forums in 2000 or so could've raised a child to near-adulthood by now. And that person who was raised by a Goon could be posting right now. But probably not.
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Feb 20, 2017 01:59
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One of my friends has a kid named Gayden.
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Feb 21, 2017 00:43
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What would be some good names for a hypothetical child born in Appalachia? It has to be something that says "at least one of my parents went to college, but for some reason they're still living in Ohio." I like religious names, so I thought Metatron sounded pretty good, but I don't want other parents and maybe school faculty to think I named my child after a Transformer.
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Feb 21, 2017 03:55
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It's probably worth having kids just for that sweet Child Tax Credit.
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1redflag posted:Also, lol at all the people projecting hard as gently caress itt. We get it, it's not because you are an unlovable self-righteous shithead that noone wants to mate with you; it's because of I actually am an unlovable self-righteous shithead that no one wants to mate with. Like, I'll fully admit it.
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Feb 23, 2017 00:35
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and 
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I'm also a huge narcissist and the thought of actually sharing half of my genetic code with another living creature is terrifying.
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I took care of my nephew for five months after he was born because my sister & her boyfriend had a lot of WoW raiding to do, so they'd basically abandoned him for weeks at a time with my parents or me. Things eventually changed, but I'd say it was definitely a valuable experience that taught me how to take care of an incomprehensible pants-making GBS threads goblin. And also how to take care of a baby.
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