joke_explainer posted:

They came without warning. Giants the size of buildings ripped the paper walls off his house, and his dad was lifted up, his paper discarded. What did these aliens want? How could they possibly be so big? He hoped they were peaceful, that this was a misunderstanding, but his mind raced. The caloric requirements of that form must be extreme. With mounting horror, the salivating giant stared briefly at his dad, hanging upside down and screaming, before his gnashing jaws descended and effortlessly ripped a chunk out of the burger patriarch. Joel wept, and knew his time was coming.