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Piso Mojado

I can always guess which cabinet has the cups on the first try when visiting friends houses.


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my sweat can be used as an on-the-go fabric stain remover


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When I get angry i grow an orange-like peel around my skin


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The Human Peel


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Oh you like apples? Well how do you like THESE apples! *literally starts growing apples*


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I can excrete the sexual pheramones of craneflies, but only for good.


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