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Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Reasons smoking is rad.

1. First smoke of the day with coffee. Or anytime with coffee.
2. Smoke after sex.
3. Smoke while taking a dookie.
4. Drinking and smoking
5. Driving and smoking.
6. Drinking and driving and smoking.
7. Slowly killing yourself when you lack the effort to do it the real way.
8. Smoking after a good meal, better with coffee.
9. Always have the ability to create fire in your pocket (good for pyros?).
10. If you are about to get in a fight you can stick it in the ear of your attacker before they get the first punch off.

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