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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Smoking.
 
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ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Honky Dong Country posted:

Smoking on the toilet loving rules. It's Sunday morning so I've had a big breakfast and am now enjoying a couple smokes on the toilet. I don't have kids but I've already fallen into the Sunday morning dad routine of taking huge shits and reading with a cigarette screwed into my lips. Sometimes a cigar because cigars and pipe tobacco are also awesome.

E: it's also the one thing I miss about my old job too. I'd eat lunch, then nap for the rest of my lunch break, then clock back in and light a smoke while taking a monster dump on the clock. Now I can't smoke indoors at work.

Sounds like your life peaked during your old job

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ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

scrubs season six posted:

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother in a vape shop.
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