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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Smoking.
 
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
 i used to smoke op

then i grew up

i do miss it sometimes

but not very often, and not very much

the occasional times i go back to it, it's never the way it was before, and i stop quickly in disgust after one or two cigs

which makes me miss it less and less, cause the next time i think "hmm maybe a cig" im also like "oh yeah it was bad last time & most of the times before that, nm"

eventually ill probably stop going back to it at all

nicotine lozenges were helpful in kicking it but staying quit is mostly just remembering it will never be as good as it was when i was 21

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
 also cancer runs in my family and seven years of smoking probably did me enough harm as it is; thinkin about that helps stay quit too

* # ¿ Feb 22, 2017 21:46
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Romes128 posted:

Vaping is cool too

haha good one

* # ¿ Feb 23, 2017 00:43
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
 practicing various forms of meditation/mindfulness has definitely helped fill a void smoking left, and helped me stay quit.

going outside, looking around, taking some deep breaths, maybe lean against a wall and put my head back, look at the sky, do my best to think about nothing and get lost in the moment

its surprising how fast it kills cravings to just do everything about a smoke break except smoke

* # ¿ Feb 23, 2017 05:25
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
 it's probably also that most societies place a greater impetus on women to not smell like slag cleaned out of a coal power plant

* # ¿ Feb 23, 2017 09:47
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

poopnanners posted:

do it

actually, don't

here's a wikihow on meditation instead lol

* # ¿ Feb 23, 2017 18:10
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

whomupclicklike posted:

Just had my first smoke in like two weeks. I didn't even enjoy it that much

same. chained a pair of newports. it was stupid

* # ¿ Mar 13, 2017 23:33
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

MightyJoe36 posted:

You need to smoke a real cigarette.



lmao ok yeah let me know when you find some and quit smoking camels

* # ¿ Mar 15, 2017 08:10
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
 vaping is for idiots, actually

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
 imagine unironically and in public, blowing clouds of candy vapor without immediately killing yourself in shame

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