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empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm glad Travis Browne lost because anyone dumb enough to still speak to Tarvedryan for any reason other than to yell insults at him is a dumb idiot and I'm glad for their suffering.

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


So when it looked as if he turned away from Browne, he was actually turning his sphincter towards him and readying a big bomb.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Is needing to poo poo amplifying body strikes a known mma thing?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'm glad that The Black Beast's ribs are not broken and I hope he made it to the toilet okay.

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Is needing to poo poo amplifying body strikes a known mma thing?

The Curse of the Turd Golem: If the Turd Golem should touch your intestines they will instantly fill with poo poo.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
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Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009
Did he still need to go to the toilet after taking a poo poo on Travis Browne in the post-fight interview?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I just want to say I feel vindicated as hell for being actually hyped for this main.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

GO HERE NOW http://www.ufc.com/media/Fight-Night-Halifax-Post-fight-Press-Conference-2017

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

david carmichael posted:

OK so did Browne just fall over or am I not seeing a punch that landed

https://oddshot.tv/s/SacHcF

He gets clipped on the top of the head from what I can see

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Thank you

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Turned it on, Lewis immediately coughed, hacked then muttered,"I got this cold 'coz it's snowing and poo poo.... I'm from Texas :mad:"

Edit: "I'd like to give the ref a $1000 for letting the fight go a little longer so I could take my aggression out on Travis for beating women."

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lol at Lewis thanking Yamasaki

sigmachiev
Dec 31, 2007

Fighting blood excels
LOLOLOL, thanks Yamasaki, reiterates that Browne beats women, "I keep it real."

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
"I want to give the ref $1000 because he let me take my anger out on Travis cause he beats on women"

"IS THAT ALL THE QUESTIONS ARE THE QUESTIONS DONE OK THANKS DERICK CYA OFF THE STAGE NOW QUICK THANKS"

"you can keep the snow, thank you Canada, gently caress snow"

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

god bless the black beast

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
saying that could cause him some problems

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Btw dana white wasn't confused about who was reffing. He was talking poo poo to yamasaki by calling him mazzagatti.

Also wanna see Beast/Reem next regardless of the hunt outcome.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Derrick needed to relieve himself. It is common in Houston to refer to this as "taking a boo boo".

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

I.N.R.I posted:

saying that could cause him some problems
yes, especially since he keeps going back to it. the accusations didn't stick so it could easily be considered public slander and an HR discipline issue

he didn't even have to shovel the snow he hates so much, Halifax got 3+ feet in 48 hours earlier this week lol

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I know you like to think your posts don't stink, but lean a little bit closer...

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

TheRationalRedditor posted:

yes, especially since he keeps going back to it. the accusations didn't stick so it could easily be considered public slander and an HR discipline issue

he didn't even have to shovel the snow he hates so much, Halifax got 3+ feet in 48 hours earlier this week lol

What are the laws regarding slander in Canada?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
The UFC is definitely going to give The Black Beast, on a six fight win streak with a bunch of knockouts, who is a social media darling, a severe dressing down in order to correct the record on Travis Browne, a guy that's fighting in Bellator's Heavyweight division (???).

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

At least now Bellator has a semi-popular fighter that Fedor'd likely win against

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Ttravis Browne is gonna get cut cause he costs $100k and sucks. Derrick Lewis is gonna get cut cause he costs like $33k and sometimes is accidentally good.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I'm 100% sure that fight is going to be made into a cuckold porno before long.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

A fun enough card. The only real progress from it will be that Lewis is a legit candidate to fight for a top 3 guy now.

Todd Grisham was excellent I thought.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQuWEaXDTtd/

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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



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