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drat thing had a feedback loop of bullshit haha i guess we all could have died!! lmao!!!
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TheSpamalope posted:drat thing had a feedback loop of bullshit haha i guess we all could have died!! lmao!!! thnks! its working great now 
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mods please ban Mordin so we can get back to talking about Kiras holo-booty
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What incentive is there to do anything once holodecks are made? I'd spend all my time in the holodeck banging Lisa Ann and Shyla Styles; so maybe people work for time in the holodeck??? 
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Kuato posted:What incentive is there to do anything once holodecks are made? I'd spend all my time in the holodeck banging Lisa Ann and Shyla Styles; so maybe people work for time in the holodeck???
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numberoneposter posted:The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force of our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of humanity. Just jump in the holodeck where you're already the best
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Feb 21, 2017 22:01
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I bet the sickbay has to deal with a lot of holodeck related sex injuries.
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I'd upload myself to the holodeck, you're welcome ladies
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Feb 21, 2017 22:04
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computer, replicate a burrito so spicy that no one on the ship can eat it
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Feb 21, 2017 22:05
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I'd play Halo in there
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Feb 21, 2017 22:06
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TheSpamalope posted:I'd play Halo in there
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numberoneposter posted:no true FPS gamer plays halo That's why it's in the holodeck idiot
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All fake stuff becomes real there
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Feb 21, 2017 22:10
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id play womb raider iykwim
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Feb 21, 2017 22:11
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I'd probably go to the mid 2000's and post badass threads before they were made by someone else and pretend to be a GBS superstar. In the holodeck it is I who made the Hulk Hogan meat shoe thread as well as the MS Paint Gooooons thread.
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ProfessorMurder posted:I bet the sickbay has to deal with a lot of holodeck related sex injuries. Rikers dick is probably in a perpetual state of serious bruising
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Feb 21, 2017 22:25
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Obrien pulled his "shoulder" again... 
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what happens if you use a holotoilet on the holodeck? where does the poop go?
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Feb 21, 2017 22:57
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into the other holodeck and ultimately my mouth
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Professor SJW posted:what happens if you use a holotoilet on the holodeck? where does the poop go? When you say "computer, end program" the toilet disappears and the poop falls on the floor for the space janitors to clean up.
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Kenzie posted:When you say "computer, end program" the toilet disappears and the poop falls on the floor for the space janitors to clean up. haha yeah gently caress those brown shirts
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Professor SJW posted:thnks! its working great now
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What if... the whole universe is simulated inside the holodeck and we're all philosophical zombies 'cuz holograms don't have souls!?
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Colonel Cancer posted:What if... the whole universe is simulated inside the holodeck and we're all philosophical zombies 'cuz holograms don't have souls!? Can you replicate a feeling?
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TheSpamalope posted:Can you replicate a feeling? I can replicate what looks exactly like a feeling to an outside observer.
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Colonel Cancer posted:I can replicate what looks exactly like a feeling to an outside observer. Wait do you mean feelings have some kind of internal component? What the crap?
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replicator, replicate me 1x end of the universe doomsday device please I'm afraid I can't do that, Zzulu replicator, replicate me 1x replicator that will do it for me
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TheSpamalope posted:Just jump in the holodeck where you're already the best In the St future you are educated enough and socially conditioned not to have these base and frankly revolting desires. Hedonism is a less powerful motivator than pure undistilled empathy, courage, and an unwavering lust for true-blue alien titties and tentacles. Nothing comes close to the real thing, a never before encountered xenoform with her DDs in your mouth and her thinnest tentacle in your rear end, and her thickest in your urethra. Pulsing and quivering between her 6 powerful thighs you realize the one cosmic truth: you cant program a replicator to render what you could never imagine.
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replicator, render something i can't possibly imagine preferably with huge circus tits
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Smythe posted:In the St future you are educated enough and socially conditioned not to have these base and frankly revolting desires. Hedonism is a less powerful motivator than pure undistilled empathy, courage, and an unwavering lust for true-blue alien titties and tentacles. Nothing comes close to the real thing, a never before encountered xenoform with her DDs in your mouth and her thinnest tentacle in your rear end, and her thickest in your urethra. Pulsing and quivering between her 6 powerful thighs you realize the one cosmic truth: you cant program a replicator to render what you could never imagine. the true reason behind humanities leap to the stars our primitive brains had run out of fetishes
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replicator, render the thing that will finally make me happy *replicator produces a gun and single bullet
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Murdering my nemesis would make me happy too tbh That fucker
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There's an episode of TNG were Geordi is being mind controller to commit an assassination, and Data discovers this at the last second and tells Worf to go stop Geordi, but Worf is stopped by some body guards and so Geordi almost does the assassination. But Data should have just been able to say "Computer, stun Geordi. Authorization 75485420" and then Geordi would have been stopped immediately. Also, there's an episode where Deanna is assaulted on board the Enterprise in her quarters. She should have been able to just say "Computer, emergency shield on me" and then the computer puts a shield around her. Or something like that.
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Yeah but someone would have had to have been sent from engineering to set up trois rape shield and can you really entrust laforge or barclay with that task
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i wonder if the replicators have google like association for commonly replicated items so if you ask for a dildo it suggests ghost candle
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Computer, emergency protocol; fill my rear end in a top hat with dick immediately 
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Replicator give me SpaghettiOs. Room temperature.
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