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Okay so just follow me on this for a second pretend this is you alright.Your in the star trek space ship and you want to drink a beer. No problem you go to the replicator and it replicates a space beer for you. You drink the space beer and then youre left wiht the cup. Then it sinks in. What hte hell happens to all the cups and plates and poo poo the replicator is constantly spitting out? Where does it all go and who makes it go there? I got a theory that they just shoot it into space and it makes garbage nebulas and im 100% percent certain that ds9 throws it all in the wormhole so I already figured that part out.
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food court bailiff posted:I'm pretty sure the replicator won't make alcohol at all OP, so that's the real problem there. Holy poo poo why
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Feb 19, 2017 23:17
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My brother says that they use their transporter to magic it back into replicator sauce but who are the garbagemen then? Probably Jake has to do it because hes just a kid but imagine he fell into the garbage processor thing then everything that got replicated would have jakes face and look extremely 90s lol
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Feb 19, 2017 23:28
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ProfessorMurder posted:They usually drink synthehol. It's like alcohol but you only get buzzed and synthehol's "intoxicating effects can be easily dismissed." In case there's a red alert or something, nobody will be caught drunk off their rear end. That makes no sense I do way better at video games when im drunk
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Feb 19, 2017 23:30
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The General posted:Though its never shown Cool thanks for the fan fic nerd 
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Feb 19, 2017 23:40
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food court bailiff posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdxucpPq6Lc Obrien dies while time travelling and they just get a different Obrien from a different timeline and nobody cares especially not his rear end in a top hat wife
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Feb 19, 2017 23:44
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philosophy is made up and pointless but the replicator problem is real
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Feb 19, 2017 23:45
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I bet replicator fuel is just cum and they collect it from the holodeck
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Feb 20, 2017 00:10
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Universe Master posted:Nope, all of your atoms are changed about every five years or so. Prove it. Show me an atom. You can't but I'll let you sink in your own ignorance and try to reply
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Feb 20, 2017 00:26
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Hammerite posted:identity is defined by continuity Khan died but he still has an identity.
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Feb 20, 2017 00:30
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Hammerite posted:the identity of an idea, the idea of khan, but not of a living person Khan isn't an idea he was real but he died (owned lol) You think peeps think "khan but I really mean the idea of khan and not khan I just fill in khan in the place of IDEA" nobody thinks that becaue you made it up
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Feb 20, 2017 00:34
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easier to just pretend you can't read than to accept the truth that's really pathetic khan is a person sorry if that offends you lol
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Feb 20, 2017 00:40
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Yarr dies Obrien: "idk her save us broken or something lol can you fix it??? *replaces yarr data with mspaint la forge on data porn* "do u like it lol"
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Feb 20, 2017 02:08
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spud posted:Can I get o brien to beam my poo poo direct from my bowels out into space? Would save me 30mins a day. There is only one bathroom in the enterprise
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Feb 20, 2017 02:13
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They're uniforms are one piece and there's no fly or rear end flap sooo yeah you do the math
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Feb 20, 2017 04:49
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*Picard talkin to crew in ready room* I will not stand for ugghhhh the violation of the nnnnnnnnneutral zone. ahhh. *crew eyes widen and everybody holds their breath. La Forge desperately hitting button over and over on console*
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Feb 20, 2017 04:56
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Picard to obrien. Let's send this number 2 to number 1. *swivels in chair to face view port. Stares out into the stars* engage
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Feb 20, 2017 04:59
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Professor SJW posted:if the enemy's shields go down i would have a move (named after me) where i beam all the poo poo and piss and cum of all my crew directly onto the bridge of the enemy ship Lol hell yeah
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Feb 20, 2017 05:05
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Lower shields and prepare for 'evacuation'
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Feb 20, 2017 05:10
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Jake could beat the poo poo out of Wesley I've got  on Jake
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Feb 20, 2017 06:51
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i couldn't listen to a podcast called super best friends and not kill myself gently caress that's cringey *continues posting on sa*
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Feb 20, 2017 07:38
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eSports Chaebol posted:she's not into taking random dudes dicks, much to obamas fortune Gross what the gently caress are you talking about we're discussing sci fi not dicks I want to give 7 of 9 my unpublished manuscript
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Feb 20, 2017 18:37
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Moridin920 posted:if that's true then explain Riker's duplication Fake riker pulled off a dope jack move on ds9 then gave up because of feelings. That was so lame.
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Feb 20, 2017 18:39
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numberoneposter posted:its like the duped item bug in diablo
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Feb 20, 2017 18:48
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Moridin920 posted:Please provide proof for your assertion. Dude it's an emergent property so it comes from all of the brain goo nobody can point to it!!! *adds bubble solution to pipe*
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Feb 20, 2017 18:57
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Osric posted:Changing the subject, Voyager sure must have been equipped with more than the standard two shuttlecraft since they seem to destroy one every other episode. Yeah what the hell they frikken throw away resources everywhere on frivolous poo poo but ohh the stupid rear end crystal in our reactor is hard to find. We can replicate a human being but can't replicate a crystal apparently.
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Feb 20, 2017 21:13
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Raku posted:"Computer... Delete that entire log entry." lol
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Feb 20, 2017 21:14
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you are going to upload your brain into a computer, why not safeguard your immortal soul? Colonel Cancer's "Greener Pastures Inc." will make sure that your new earthly vessel, shiny and chrome, is blessed by a plethora of priests! Rosaries? We got 'em! Holy water? Yep! This isn't the thread for business companies but thank you for your contribution
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Feb 20, 2017 22:00
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I like the part where data screams and it's very high pitched and hurts everyone's head
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Feb 21, 2017 03:53
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Frog Act posted:im taking a class in a PHD program mostly full of English students and we read a long essay last night about how Star Trek "projected hegemonical whiteness into the astro-futurist discourse" and how only DS9 was worthy of consideration as a legit iteration o fthe show in terms of inclusivity. it was stupid and i had like a thousand examples i wanted to bring up but wasn't able to because literally nobody in the class had read or seen the sci fi we were reading articles critiquing gently caress you
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Feb 21, 2017 17:37
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I wish they made data a Borg and also that bitch Wesley
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Feb 21, 2017 17:38
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Feb 21, 2017 19:52
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Star trek philosophy? *sets phaser to  *
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Feb 21, 2017 19:54
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Star trek is tearing this forum apart
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Feb 21, 2017 20:03
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Oh sorry about all this guys forgot i set the replicator to make stupid loving posts. *switches it off*
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Feb 21, 2017 21:28
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drat thing had a feedback loop of bullshit haha i guess we all could have died!! lmao!!!
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Feb 21, 2017 21:29
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numberoneposter posted:The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force of our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of humanity. Just jump in the holodeck where you're already the best
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Feb 21, 2017 22:01
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I'd play Halo in there
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Feb 21, 2017 22:05
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numberoneposter posted:no true FPS gamer plays halo That's why it's in the holodeck idiot
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Feb 21, 2017 22:09
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All fake stuff becomes real there
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