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The General posted:Are you retarded? You put your dirty plates back into the replicator and it sends all the molecules back into storage for later use. im glad all the body soil molecules get replicated into food thats awesome
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if you get killed by a sentient mud monster on an away mission can't tgey just load your copy from the transporter like it is a save point in a video game? or did they just hate tasha yar too much to bother
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TheSpamalope posted:Yarr dies
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Feb 20, 2017 03:33
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Novo posted:The best thing about being in star fleet is that you never have to poop, just ask the computer to beam your waste to matter reprocessing or whatever. but i like pooping
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500 bad things posted:Then you can volunteer to be on the receiving end of the poop so you can poop more oh poo poo you mean i can forever poop?! the future is incredible i cant wait
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Feb 20, 2017 04:50
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im sure this premise is used in fan fiction somewhere out there
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can you beam your semen into people? what if you impregnate everyones wife just for fun
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TheSpamalope posted:Picard to obrien. Let's send this number 2 to number 1. lol
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if the enemy's shields go down i would have a move (named after me) where i beam all the poo poo and piss and cum of all my crew directly onto the bridge of the enemy ship
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TheSpamalope posted:Lower shields and prepare for 'evacuation' data looks pumped but sad he cant contribute he turns his emotion chip off
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Peanut Butler posted:um of course he can poo poo and piss what part of "fully functional" do you not understand uh, this produces a whole other set of questions. this thread is just a series of rabbit holes
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ProfessorMurder posted:I imagine he just has a blender in his stomach and when his tank gets full, he poops a smoothie. you think it would be cool to ask him if you can try some of his butt smoothie or would that be weird
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my posts are kind of like garbage that i beam into your brain if you read them
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i would like to give 7 of 9 my hard scifi
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gary oldmans diary posted:whether or not every transporter incident technically kills you doesnt really matter if you dont believe in a soul or afterlife lets get some philosophy majors in here to explain this. im sure they have the time what with being unemployed and all.
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Space Crabs posted:you guys are having one of the stupidest arguments in the history of the internet, congratulations this is really important to me ok
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Nigmaetcetera posted:so's gamergate so we win what does gamergate have to do with star trek future fats freaking out about women programming the holodeck games or what?
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feminazis trying to take away giant holo boobs 
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Nigmaetcetera posted:No i mean you care about something unimportant therefore everything you care about is unimportant haven't you been to schoolk why are you melting down in the star trek thread
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Star Trek is totally unimportant and I only discuss it because of my autism. Also nothing is important, b eeccause nihilism. oh got yah ok then lets continue exploring the final fronteir of our autism
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i also bet geordi is kind of a dick and bad to work for. you see tge way he treated scottie when scottie came back for some reason i dont remember? shameful
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Smythe posted:Who is more powerful: 4) the smell coming off worf's taint
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TheSpamalope posted:gently caress you
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a bone to pick posted:when you see back-to-back moridin and misanthrope posts you know its 100% serious and 100% AIDS. lol if anything ive made the goofiest posts itt along with spamalope u just hate me because i keep owning you
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Hey guys remember when I made that post about transporting all the bodily waste onto the bridge of the enemy ship. I'm being real serious in this thread
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Moridin920 posted:I didn't realize that was a misanthrope; I like your new username.  thnks budedit: live long and prosper *makes the shocker sign wit my hand
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a bone to pick posted:the only person you have ever owned on this forum is yourself with every post you make. nice meltdown in the star trek thread 
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someonr call the holo doctor! bone to pick is having some kind of vulcan sperg fit
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TheSpamalope posted:drat thing had a feedback loop of bullshit haha i guess we all could have died!! lmao!!! thnks! its working great now 
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does the holodeck have bubble bobble or not?
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what happens if you use a holotoilet on the holodeck? where does the poop go?
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Kenzie posted:When you say "computer, end program" the toilet disappears and the poop falls on the floor for the space janitors to clean up. haha yeah gently caress those brown shirts
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replicator, render the thing that will finally make me happy *replicator produces a gun and single bullet
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Replicator give me SpaghettiOs. Room temperature.
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The Dennis System posted:Computer, create an opponent that is capable of defeating The Borg. data needs his holodeck privileges taken away I swear to god he does this type of poo poo like every week *gets stabbed in the back by holo-Moriarty
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nomadologique posted:i am really wanting to see a star trek show that is about a luxury liner instead ofa military ship i dont want to see the love boat in space sorry man
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