Theres a big a big problem with star trek

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

they eject all their trash before they jump to light speed

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its like the duped item bug in diablo

see latest transporter patch notes

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 18:48

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its simple

we are meat robots and self awareness is an evolved survival trait run awry

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 18:52

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

There is a big a big problem with Multiplicity

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 19:21

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 20:09

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thathonkey posted:

the biggest problem with star trek is that any time spent watching or thinking about it would be better served watching or thinking about star wars

time better spent by POSTING :2bong:

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 20:13

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how do you guys know that the whole world isnt just an elaborate nigh infinite holodeck type simulation and teleporters are an impossible illusion foist upon us ???

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 21:44

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

more shows need gender swaps eps

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 22:20

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Space Crabs posted:

you guys are having one of the stupidest arguments in the history of the internet, congratulations

there are only 6 days in a week

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 03:05

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

~*YOUNG ENSIGN DISCOVERS ONE SIMPLE TRICK TO OPTIMIZE YOUR TRANSPORTER BUFFER ENGINEERS HATE HIM*~

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:29

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nigga crab pollock posted:

half life does this

the gman is some thing whoser basically only ability is to move around in space time rite? so like everything in the game is there cause the g man has manipulated the events that will happen in front of u before you got there. think of all the easter eggs where u see him. so that means all the coincidental ramps and poo poo are there cause the gman wentback 30 years ago and was like 'hey dude you should build a ramp there' and he also could have manipulated them into building that ramp the guy has a literal infinite amount of time at his disposal

every time you die you just get pooped out of stasis at the last point in time where the system is deterministic and still has probability for mission success

whoa

what about all the physics puzzels after the vorgigaunts block him from messing with gordon then IDIOT

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 18:28

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Kenzie posted:

I wanna be like Riker, Riker's so cool, every morning I get up and open palm slap my Star: The Next Generation VHS tapes into the TV and start copying Riker's moves and his sexy swagger

then i have a website for you
http://scrolldowntoriker.com

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 19:27

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

quote:

The transporter was developed by the production staff of the original series as a solution of how to get crewmen off a planet quickly. The only alternative was to either land a massive ship each week, or regularly use shuttles for landings, both of which would have wreaked havoc on the production budget.

theres your answer nerds

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 20:03

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

TheSpamalope posted:

Sub way is tearing this forum apart

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 20:07

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Kuato posted:

What incentive is there to do anything once holodecks are made? I'd spend all my time in the holodeck banging Lisa Ann and Shyla Styles; so maybe people work for time in the holodeck???

The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force of our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of humanity.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:59

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

computer, replicate a burrito so spicy that no one on the ship can eat it

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 22:05

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

TheSpamalope posted:

I'd play Halo in there

no true FPS gamer plays halo

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 22:06

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

id play womb raider iykwim

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 22:11

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Obrien pulled his "shoulder" again... :rolleyes:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 22:30

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gary oldmans diary posted:

there should be jizz stains all over the holodeck grid

*David Caruso walks into tapped off crime scene in the holodeck*

"Looks like someone had fun."

*flips on black light revealing an overwhelming glow of bodily fluid stains*

*David Caruso squints and shades his eyes from the intense glow*

"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades."

*YEAHHHHHHHHHHH*

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 17:37

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