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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

TheSpamalope posted:

Holy poo poo why

They usually drink synthehol. It's like alcohol but you only get buzzed and synthehol's "intoxicating effects can be easily dismissed." In case there's a red alert or something, nobody will be caught drunk off their rear end.

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

TheSpamalope posted:

Obrien dies while time travelling and they just get a different Obrien from a different timeline and nobody cares especially not his rear end in a top hat wife

Happened in Voyager too. Harry Kim died and they ended up getting another one from a copy of the Voyager.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

spud posted:

Why are 95% of the races in startrek humanoid but with pointy ears or some pasty on their head?

TNG had an episode that revealed that an ancient civilization (maybe the first intelligent civilization?) thought they were alone in the galaxy so they went around seeding it with their DNA. So most intelligent species evolved from their genetic code or something.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
"Chief O'Brien, prepare to transport Commander Troi's poop directly into Professor SJW's body."

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Professor SJW posted:

uh, this produces a whole other set of questions. this thread is just a series of rabbit holes

I imagine he just has a blender in his stomach and when his tank gets full, he poops a smoothie.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Professor SJW posted:

you think it would be cool to ask him if you can try some of his butt smoothie or would that be weird

I think if you asked him to keep it between the two of you, it'd be cool.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Would you two quit arguing and just gently caress already?

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I bet the sickbay has to deal with a lot of holodeck related sex injuries.

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