DeMarcus Cousins traded for a bowl of Popeye's gumbo

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

The Kings should have just moved to Seattle

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 05:50

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 00:43

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

WhyteRyce posted:

Danny Ainge, Lakers, Phoenix. All you fuckers could have topped this with an offer that was even less generous than what your RealGM fans cooked up. This poo poo is on YOU

We have no picks �\_(ツ)_/�

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 05:51

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Silly Burrito posted:

This sounds like a good trade for New Orleans.

Its one of the largest steals in decades

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 05:57

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/833541429272125443

THERE ARE PROTECTIONS

Jesus Christ, Vlade is such a bad GM

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 05:59

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Hand Row posted:

Lakers refused to trade Ingram.

Man I am glad Davis gets to play with another star because it was looking really loving bleak.

Same, I was starting to wonder when trade rumors around him would heat up since they were stuck in purgatory

But yeah, that team is gonna be loving nuts

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 06:00

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Rick posted:

Unreliable source says a turned down trade was Randle + Clarkson.

I would have missed Randle, but this would have been cool too

Probably a better offer if we actually had a pick to offer this decade

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 06:01

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Redgrendel2001 posted:

He'd be their 5thish best player. Lol.

If anyone is in front of a TV, Boogie is going off evidently.

https://twitter.com/PantsFreeZone/status/833541896874160128

I don't see it on ESPN or NBATV

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 06:06

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/daldridgetnt/status/833545473772384256

"Alright man, I'm not going to lie to you - we are getting some super lovely offers for Boogie and we're desperate to move him. But can we at least have a second first rounder?"
".....no."
"Fine, deal"

How the gently caress did Vivek make enough to buy this team? Like he has shown any savvy since he bought the team?

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 06:20

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

WhyteRyce posted:

Hey SAS help me out with some decision making here. I've got Eagle Rare, Maker's Mark 46, and Woodford Reserve in my cabinet and can't choose which bottle to throw at the loving wall in anger

Just pour them all into a big jug and start chugging

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 06:30

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

R.D. Mangles posted:

you deserve, at the very least, to be allowed to take apart that parking lot robot with your bare hands

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 06:31

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

ribtstu posted:

mar 31, mark your calendaars, the second ever 100pt game by a player

Yeah, go Buddy :buddy:

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 06:32

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

WhyteRyce posted:

hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahha
https://twitter.com/ClevisMurray/status/833532433282768896

God, I feel like I should just drive over to Sacramento and offer to give them lessons in how to NBA

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 06:39

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

So, I wonder what the odds are that the Pels/Rockets game on Thursday gets flexed out to TNT

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 06:44

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

sportsgenius86 posted:

So this ends with the Kings drafting Lonzo Ball and his dad refusing to let him play there right?

The 76ers have the right to swap picks with the Kings

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 07:03

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

WhyteRyce posted:

I guess Vivek is draining the swamp. Vlade is DeVos?

No, the DeVos family owns the Magic

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 07:19

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Niwrad posted:

How did no one make a better offer than that to the Kings?

Some the NBA insiders feel that other had made better offers, but between the Kings think Buddy is the next Curry and Cousin's camp saying he won't sign an extension elsewhere, this is what the Kings picked

We've heard that the Lakers offerred Randle and Clarkson, and the Pistons offered Drummond for Cousins

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 07:23

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Lockback posted:

Tossing the Kings under the bus for IT is totally justified, but every team in the league gave up on Whiteside. Any team could have gotten him. I don't think its fair to blame the Kings, Whiteside needed to wash out before he took the game seriously.

Yeah, the Grizzlies had him in training camp and then signed him to a 10 day contract earlier in the same season that he caught on with the Heat

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 19:19

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

WhyteRyce posted:

The AGENTS are always loving things up
https://twitter.com/sam_amick/status/833826618221006848

What? You mean Vlade himself lied to Cousins' agents? You'll have to ask them. No comment.

Yeah, reading the full quote about the better offer, it seemed like he blamed and agents for killing it

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 01:58

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

WhyteRyce posted:

Ok, which FO has a SA account
https://twitter.com/ringer/status/833870547675144192

Dokmo, probably

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 04:24

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

I cant wait for Buddy to start taking enough shots to make Kobe blush

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:24

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Spoeank posted:

Just FYI, Vlade isn't 100% incompetent just 99%. The "better offer" was pulled before they could decide on it, according to him.

Why the gently caress do you even bring it up though

He was trying to defend trading early as opposed to waiting for more offers closer to the deadline with "the deals we're getting offered are worse than before"

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 20:57

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Silly Burrito posted:

what if bert and ernie played basketball

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 03:37

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 00:43

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

boogie already sabotaging his new team, vivek lookin more and more smarter by the minute

Jesus, he is 2 assists and a block from a 5x5

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 03:55

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