Covok posted:

A little while back, I was sitting at my desk and overheard two people talking.

"Did you see the picture of Melania Trump?"

"The naked one?"

"Yeah"

"That's the thing, that's what I'm so jealous of: his family is just so perfect. He's a model America, really. More families should be like his."

"Yeah, perfect kids, perfect wife, and no backlip from any of them: it's how it should be. Everything in its proper place and nothing hard on the eye."