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Park announcement: Do not allow bigfoots to sneeze on you
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Feb 22, 2017 08:50
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Today all big foot salads are $2 they are getting a bit old
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Feb 23, 2017 04:39
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Vladimir Poutine posted:Do you still sell those bigfoot car air fresheners in the gift shop? Mine's lost its aroma You can bring it back to life by dipping it in a swamp
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Feb 23, 2017 04:39
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Sheep-Goats posted:Bigfoot Roundup enrichment event only happens once a day? I missed it with my daughter and all we got to make up for it was two gay bigfoots spooning and I have to say I didn't appreciate that at all either. Im sorry for your experience at our Gardens. Please mention this to our bookings lady and she can give you a discount on our Sleepovers At the Gardens
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Feb 23, 2017 05:33
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ChickenHeart posted:Hello, can you direct me to the First Aid station? I forgot to hold my palms flat when feeding the bigfoots and one bit me. Just hold tight I gotta call gino
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Feb 23, 2017 05:44
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Let me escourt you to the future centre
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Feb 23, 2017 05:47
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Nolan Arenado posted:A bigfoot saw my dick when I was taking a piss and now it keeps trying to mate with me. Whats the number on its overalls?
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Feb 23, 2017 06:00
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Nolan Arenado posted:overalls? What colour are the strobe lights in the area of the park you are located? We will have a response team en route as soon as possible.
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Feb 23, 2017 06:07
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...and the pitch! posted:Does it have to be a swamp or is there some leeway in which wetlands will work? Just find one you like the smell of, then go for it! Thats our slogan here at Bigfoot Gardens
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Feb 23, 2017 06:15
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Nolan Arenado posted:I think they are purple but I took some mescaline before I came so I can't be sure. Ill send Drob out to have a look
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Feb 23, 2017 06:20
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Straight White Shark posted:Do you mean a phone app or is this like an appetizer Ask one of the eggheads at the future center
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Feb 23, 2017 06:20
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TheSpamalope posted:I was talking to one of the bigfoot behind the counter at the build a bigfoot and HE said dairy queen makes the best burgs i was like psssshhh whaaat? Their only experience with burgers is through fast food advertisements we get paid to show them
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Feb 23, 2017 06:33
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Keith Atherton posted:Do the Bigfoots sleep in a dormitory or do they have Bigfoot nests built of logs and brush and so forth? Do they sleep in trees? Underground? As far as we can tell they never sleep. Probably why they seem to die in 2 weeks tops
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Feb 23, 2017 11:26
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Frog Princess posted:Can I dress up like a bigfoot and show my penis to visitors? I think since I'm not actually a bigfoot it should be within the rules... We do not permit this inside the park. If you wanna do it right outside the gate i cant stop you however 
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Feb 24, 2017 05:30
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various cheeses posted:Can you rent out the Gardens for weddings? What's included in the package? We can replace the bride or groom with a Bigfoot in a twist on the classic wedding prank
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Feb 24, 2017 08:14
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Jose Mengelez posted:the eerily empty upturned cars littering the bigfoot safari are kind of tricky to navigate around at the recommended safe speed of 80mph. squatches nearly caught up to the car a couple of times and this caused my son to cry and shake uncontrollably throughout the entire bigfoot wild west stunt show. now the little fucker wont stop pissing the bed. Talk to Deb in the office and she will get you a pass that lets you take home any non-hazardous waste you find on your next trip to the park
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Feb 24, 2017 08:15
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Fastball LIVE in concert posted:I found the dismantled syringe pit and now I need a nap. They may be dismantled but theres definitely some good stuff in there
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Feb 24, 2017 08:32
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