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Nov 14, 2005

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Denver is longer a team that is in win-now mode, they still have 3-4 really great defensive players and a few good receivers but that's really it. any new Denver QB will have to deal with a new HC/OC implementing their system in year 1, and there's no offensive line, no run game.

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Nov 14, 2005

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Ranking Cutler around Flacco and Alex Smith sounds about right, all 3 are kinda average and sometimes bad, with brief moments of good play

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Nov 14, 2005

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Hell yeah baby! Hell yeah!! I love it!

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Nov 14, 2005

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This is eerily similar to about 4 years ago when Peyton was doing his free agency tour and didn't even visit KC (because his agent loving hated Scott Pioli) and ended up signing with Denver

Or when Emmanuel Sanders did the same thing

gently caress Denver

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Nov 14, 2005

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I love Brandon Marshall but the Chiefs WR corps is kinda set for the first time in years. Tyreek Hill is the #1 and Maclin and Conley are dependable #2/3s

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Nov 14, 2005

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No Butt Stuff posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/836644811973230592


welp, his cap hit is probably less than 5M this year.

gently caress yeah!!!!!!!! Hell yeah!!!!!!

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Nov 14, 2005

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I hope KC takes a run at Hightower even though he will probably be too expensive, ILB is a wasteland right now

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No Butt Stuff posted:

That's what I was thinking, but the space cleared by declining to keep Foles and cutting Charles will be immediately hoovered up by tagging Poe because of course we're going to trip on our dicks in some way.

Tagging Poe is a mistake. I feel like KC kinda ran him into the ground by playing him so much, he's deteriorated year over year. Bailey/Howard were re-signed last season and Chris Jones is around.

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Nov 14, 2005

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When was the last time a team let a young, healthy, rising potential-franchise-QB hit free agency? Just wondering how unique this Redskins gently caress up is

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Nov 14, 2005

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I don't remember the Vinny T stuff but Matt Flynn and Brock were both backups that were seen as promising starters, although Brock never really looked good in Denver. Cousins has had 2 years of good play as a starter, which is rare for a QB outside of the usual 5-7 guys at the top

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Nov 14, 2005

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I have identified the missing piece in the Chiefs defense........his last name rhymes with "despite our"

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No Butt Stuff posted:

I don't get it.


Grittybeard posted:

It's a very bad rhyme with noted MLB prospect Deshone Kizer is all I can come up with.

Dont'a Hightower would be a great fit in KC. Having a ILB that can blitz effectively will give Sutton another tool to work with

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Nov 14, 2005

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Hightower rhymes perfectly with despite our

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Nov 14, 2005

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Kansans are hunting a different type of Indian these days

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Nov 14, 2005

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There's a photo of Britt at the podium of a Rutgers press conference and he looks like a cartoon character, I hope someone finds it and posts it

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Nov 14, 2005

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What does Brian Hoyer going to SF mean for the whole Cousins thing? I don't want this Redskins clusterfuck to end :(

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Nov 14, 2005

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Volkerball posted:

osweilers contract was so bad the whole league has to take the hit. it's like when lehman brothers went down and it ruined the global economy.

:lol:

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Nov 14, 2005

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This is really incredible entertainment, I just wish I had the appropriate snacks to enjoy along with it

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Nov 14, 2005

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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

I took an executive lunch at a place that has 70 local craft beers, and had a hipster crafted organic oyster po'boy. Feeling pretty good and entertained rn

fffuck fried oysters are probably my all time favorite food, I'm eating a drat plain yogurt while watching this incredible news happen

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Nov 14, 2005

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Crazy Ted posted:

The best thing about the Osweiler contract is that you'd think teams would have gotten the hint when he couldn't beat out a Peyton Manning playing on one foot and with the hips of a 90-year-old.

Coaches are very arrogant personalities so they love thinking they will be the ones to turn a players development around

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Nov 14, 2005

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The best redskins WR from last season is still on the team, so is Jordan reed and maybe Josh Doctson will be good

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Nov 14, 2005

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Because Osweiler is even stupider than he looks

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Nov 14, 2005

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I don't understand why people are saying the Osweiler trade was a good move by Cleveland. Isn't 16 million a lot to pay for a 2nd round pick? It's not even a high pick, the Texans made the playoffs. I know the Browns have 100m in cap space but why not break the bank for nice free agents if you want to burn money

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Nov 14, 2005

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Alter Ego posted:

Emmanuel Sanders a couple years ago? The Patriots signed him to an offer sheet, but the Broncos swooped in at the last minute.

No it was the Chiefs that had him almost signed, when the Broncos swooped in

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Nov 14, 2005

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Pryor is a good pickup for the Skins after losing Djax and Garcon. Pryor/Crowder/Doctson isn't too bad for a WR trio, I know Doctson hasn't played an NFL snap yet

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fishing with the fam posted:

What is the deal the one year contracts? Both Alshon and Pryor are going the one year deal route, when conventional wisdom was that they would get a more lucrative multiyear deal. I am really confused as to the why of these deals.

They both have off-field issues (Alshon has been busted for PEDs and there are lots of stories/rumors of Pryor being a headcase disliked by his teammates/coaches) so they are signing 1-year prove-it deals to boost their value for next year's free agency period

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89 posted:

One year WR Pryor better than Jeffrey?

Him being a WR for a year only, makes him look even better. He just started playing the position and already posted a 1000 yd season with a bunch of Browns QBs throwing at him

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Intruder posted:

As opposed to Brian Hoyer and Matt Barkley


89 posted:

Jefffey has been doing that for years with Browns QBs caliber QBs

I was more referring to the poor notion that Pryor is a risk because he only has been playing WR for a year. To me that's a bonus, that he is already that good after 1 year dedicated to the position at a pro level

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Nov 14, 2005

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Chiefs have neither signed a FA or had a FA leave yet...god drat this is boring

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Grittybeard posted:

Why wouldn't you have just signed him?

Brandon Marshall would be perfect for us, he's basically DJ clone

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Nov 14, 2005

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Grittybeard posted:

The Chiefs extended 3rd safety/guy with a nickname Daniel Sorensen.

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/840548503352967169

Not that they were really in it but this ought to put them out of the safety market for the next couple of years with Berry and Ron Parker locked up.

I love it. Parker and Sorenson are really solid safeties that make tons of impact plays. Eric Berry ain't bad either

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Nov 14, 2005

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Bennie Logan is a great signing, Chiefs need a huge 2-gapping run stopper along the DL

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Nov 14, 2005

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Witten is the Tim Duncan of football. Woo another 4 yard catch for a first down..Oh look at that fundamentally sound inline blocking...

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Nov 14, 2005

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Cutler isn't any better than Osweiler

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Nov 14, 2005

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Sean Smith was pretty good his final year in KC. He always has had problems with speedy receivers though. He also turned it around last year in Oakland and had a good end to the season after getting benched.

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Nov 14, 2005

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I really hope Lynch isn't a Raider when Marcus Peters hits FA, they are best friends and both from Oakland and I can see where this is heading.............

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Nov 14, 2005

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Shut the gently caress up

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Nov 14, 2005

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Why haven't you sucked my dick yet Metapod, the flirting is getting old

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Knowing how to suck a dick is a valuable skill and can get you out of a variety of situations

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ehh that was not consensual! I'm talking about some buds having fun after some pickup basketball or something

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