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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

It was a cloudy day when Tom Brady's Blouse went missing. We sent this case to the swindlers division. These are their stories.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Holy poo poo, Jay Cutler "Don't Give a gently caress"-ed his way to a no trade clause.

A hero for our time.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Are the Bears just all in on Matt Barkley?

They will overpay for Jimmy G wont they...

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Kalli posted:

I don't see a team trading a first for Jimmy because we know what his college career was worth: A late 2nd round pick. Now you trade 3 years of dirt cheap contract for 3 years of age, some mediocre preseason and cleanup snaps starts and 1.5 healthy games this year where he looked like a capable NFL quarterback. Is that worth upgrading a late 2nd to a first? I find that a hard argument to buy.

See, now this is an intelligent argument, but NFL GMs see "TOM BRADY BACKUP!? Coached by the greatest coach of all time?" and think: CAN'T MISS!

It's a sickness. They look at the past guys, and assume this time will be different. This is the Brady backup that will break the mold.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

FizFashizzle posted:

Not that the Rams matter but what sense does it make to sign another young, inexperienced qb?

Bring in someone who looks worse than Goff, then you can justify playing Goff in yet another justification for using the draft pick on him.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839906660936200196

Win a ring Jay.

Maybe congrats Intruder?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Gotta be a Romo trade headed right there correct?

Huge Cutler contract a distant second in Houston.

Either way, Intruder is dancing.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Does he have a fun twitter to follow?

Or do cool things after 70 yard punts?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
*Picks up the phone, angrily yells*

"HELLO, anyone want to sign with the Colts??"

"No? Why not!?"

....

"Alright I see, good answer. Thank you."

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Jimmy G is bad and another in the line of Brady Backups not worth paying for.
Kirk Cousins is also bad, but does some things sometimes.

Jay Cutler is amazing:

https://twitter.com/SI_ExtraMustard/status/841763396898938880

He's just having fun out there. Funslinging some snow.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Bigass Moth posted:

So is Jay Cutler going to play QB anywhere this year or nah?

Texans when Cowboys refuse to cut Romo

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
We have a chat thread, use it.

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