bradzilla posted:

ah yes, sega hits since 2001 such as:

SeXReX posted:

I heard it has sync issues but only when you're trying to play from 15 feet away?

SeXReX posted:

Well the switch is kinda bad but unfortunately we live in a reality where Nintendo reps force us to buy all their products at gunpoint so...

beep by grandpa posted:

Batterypowered7 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2sxnLe_yTk

Really pushing the Switch's graphical capabilities.

Professor SJW posted:

this will be me when the switch come out



look at that guy having so much fun on that plane goddamn

gary oldmans diary posted:

motion control bullshit again?
dear nintendo i do not want to pay real money for mini games. no one does

SeXReX posted:

It will be a massive disappointment because there's no way any game for it can be as entertaining as laughing at people who only socialize online talking about what happens at parties.

Code Jockey posted:

if sony hadn't been dumb as gently caress about memory on the Vita, and would've offered TV out via the expansion port on the first gen Vitas, it would've easily been worth the price, it's a great system that Sony couldn't resist loving up because Sony

it just occurred to me that the Vita TV should've been what the dock for the switch is apparently trying to be, it should've just been a dock that had upscaled video output and charging and USB ports for controllers

bitmap posted:

hmm I just realised from these choice gifs that I am legit on a plane for 28 hours the day after the switch releases. I could be that cool guy on the plane, just playing he switch...

Rape Stink posted:

Nintendo just needs to develop more of their first party IP. Why the gently caress is switch not launching with a Mario game, a metroid game, a pilotwings game, a DK game, an F zero game, and a Kirby game? That poo poo would sell a trillion units at launch

Carmant posted:

Yeah I wish more media would cover deep complex themes like the zombie apocalypse.

Carmant posted:

Right the theme is that he wants to gently caress the little girl. Its been done better in literature.

I AM THE TOILET posted:

just a reminder that nintendo is also releasing a non-stupid version of your new zelda game that doesn't require a $300 mario-less nintendo machine and also no loving god drat motion controls

JediTalentAgent posted:

As a slight derail, would many/any of the classic and new Nintendo franchises STILL be as hugely popular if Nintendo became a 3rd Party publisher or would they quickly be drowned out by other third party releases?

Universe Master posted:

Starfox is a not great as a franchise game because the first one was only neat because the Super FX chip let them do early 3d graphics on a SNES and nobody had really seen anything like that before.

SBJ posted:

"What if they made zelda but for adult audiences, and it had good graphics and non gimmicky controls and it was on a non nintendo console?"

They did. Its called Dark Souls.

Professor SJW posted:

what's a good gamecube game other than the zeldas and metroid primes? dolphin emulator is

Bardeh posted:

Lol, Nintendo. All you gotta do is fuckin' release a console with decent specs, then you get 3rd party support and everyone will buy it because Nintendo games are good, and if people can get their call of doody and their battlefield aswell it's a compelling product. Instead we get this lovely garbage underpowered tablet that's gonna have like one good game a year and is absolutely not a compelling product. It's so loving easy, why do they do this

Code Jockey posted:

Also: back touch pad lmao

good thing barely anything uses it / requires it

Code Jockey posted:

Well, true. I guess it's just a funny design thing.

Here's a nice flaw in the Vita TV: blacklisting of Vita titles which work totally fine on it when said blacklist is removed.

Some of them are due to hardware differences, like Touch My Katamari is blocked, but if I recall it played perfectly fine when I tried it, you just couldn't do the touch stuff as easily [touch can be emulated using the DS3 or via the DS4 touch pad].

Lumines though? Why block that? Eat dongs, Sony. t

Infidel Castro posted:

The N64 was a good system that was undermined by Nintendo's idiotic corporate decisions that alienated almost every third party developer.

Moridin920 posted:

it fit into my hands perfectly fine when I was ~13 and I am legit baffled at all the people going 'it was hard to reach the buttons!' and poo poo like that

like for real, baffled. It was so much more comfortable to me than the controller S or whatever the replacement was.



burgs fit my hand fine, too

Professor SJW posted:

lol you would have to be as clumsy as a retarded goon to scratch the screen like this

Carmant posted:

The towers are basically just a vantage point for you to mark cool poo poo on your map so you can go check it out later.