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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
The nintendo switch comes with 32gb of storage space, Dragon Quest Heroes 1 & 2 Bundle is 32gb, since the Switch's OS takes some space on the SD card you need to buy a micro SD card if you want to play this game on the Switch.

loving lol.

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I really love the idea of "need to talk to your friends in-game? just use our app on your smartphone" lol

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

the Nintendo Switch plays this video every time on bootup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0

woah when did Hot Dad grow a beard?

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

bitmap posted:

the second I pre ordered my nintender switch on amazon my wife left me and boils formed all over my useless dick, and now im gay!! help!!

why do you need help? now you're one of us.

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Me at 12: Someday ill earn enough money to buy the newest Nintendo console and all the games

Me at 35: Yes one Nintendo switch please

Gamestop clerk: "That will be $299 and all of your dignity, thanks."

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

bradzilla posted:

ah yes, sega hits since 2001 such as:

ignore this post

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
the 3ds sucks and only pedophiles play them

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

kikkelivelho posted:

This is exactly the kind of thing that gives us hardcore gamers a bad name.

loving lol

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

maybe he works for Nintendo

Maybe his uncle does.

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
They're like $60 but since Nintendo loves to under-produce every single thing they make it costs 3x more than it should thanks to scalpers and now retail stores are doing it too.

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I had a really amazing megaman compilation for the gamecube that had megaman 1 - 8, interview clips, art galleries, and a bunch of poo poo. it was loving awesome.

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
They already made a mature Zelda game, it's called Halo.

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
wtf does "their indie lineup looks good" mean? indie games are shovelled out on every system all the time afaik.

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Mammal Sauce posted:

It means that there are a bunch of overly pixelated pieces of poo poo that will be available.

yeah when I hear "indie game" I have Vietnam-style flashbacks of all these lovely games PS+ pushes on me every month

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

looks like the 'ol bait and switch

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
you can now play farmville on the switch, we truly live in blessed times

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Gamecube was easily the best nintendo console, they should make a gamecube U.

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Rutibex posted:

they did it was called the Wii

I had one of those but it sucked, the only good game was super mario galaxy

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

omg its a loving piece of poo poo lmfao, their brand new game barely hits 30fps and the desync issue is even worse than previously thought.

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

i'm prolly gonna buy it for zelda tbh



metroid sucks and the wii was dope because smash bros

if ur just buying it for zelda why not get the cheaper nintendo failure: the wiiwu

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Bardeh posted:

actually I take it all back because motherfuckin Vroom in the Night Sky is a launch title. nintendo really securing these sick exclusives outta nowhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBmZIIk9VQQ

this will be great for the creepy nintendo fan itt that jacks off to loli hentai

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Nuts and Gum posted:

TYOOL 2017 their showcase game runs at 900p max lmao

its the xbox one of nintendo consoles, even down to the 32 _bytes of wrong memory

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Roargasm posted:

the charging port is on the bottom of the screen? thats dumb as hell

sounds like something out of Tim Cook's playbook

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
it will be locked in the region that contains all of nintendo's other failed consoles that you bought, so in a sense it is region locked

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
how many gigaflops does this bad boy run?

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
yeah I guess those 2 shovelware garbage games are proof that the ps4 a failure

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

LethalGeek posted:

Shovelware simply follows the system with the most sales, and now a days with ports being a lot easier than they once were and digital buys being a thing pff don't blame Sony one bit for just embracing it. Someone's obviously buying this crap.

yeah any popular console is going to have shovelware, they just follow the user base. which is why the wii had an astronomical amounts of shovelware, huge user base and cheap to produce non-HD games.

Can't excuse sony for advertising these garbage games though

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

drat their games look almost as good as runescape

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

His Purple Majesty posted:

I'm going to buy a Wii for $40 what should I do/ buy for it?

hack that fucker and get monster hunter, mario kart, smash, and the mario party games

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Code Jockey posted:

Also I remember the Quake port with motion control aiming was pretty cool

I remember some shooter where you could use a sword that people were gushing about when the wii got released, imo nintendo consoles are best for couch-multiplayer games though

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

nigga crab pollock posted:

at 1080p. it plays fine in 720p

it runs into trouble at 900p

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

rear end cobra posted:

Hello Nintendo can I play Candy Crush Soda on your new video game machine?

of course, but its referred to as a "nindie"

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
its pretty bad that every stream I have seen so far has had consistent frame drops, I don't tihnk the game looks bad at all though it looks quite pretty.

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

The Wii U is good though

yeah, for me to poop on

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
It seem that the console is poo poo, but zelda is very good, a good launch title can move systems

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Teikanmi posted:

Where is the precedent for that tho

the n64

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Sep 14, 2011

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Infidel Castro posted:

The N64 was a good system that was undermined by Nintendo's idiotic corporate decisions that alienated almost every third party developer.

it was a piece of poo poo but it had mario64 so everyone wanted it

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Teikanmi posted:

Had the best graphics and arguably the best games of that gen tho

wipe the nostalgia off those rose-tinted goggles

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Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

The Dennis System posted:

The last four games I've bought on the PC, Deus Ex: HR, Resident Evil 7, Watch Dogs 2, and Dishonored 2 all had nightmarish stuttering. Deus Ex was unplayable. That's PC gaming for you. All of those game would have been fine on a console.

I also have all those games except watch dogs 2 and there's no stuttering whatsoever, I'm sorry for your dual-core gateway PC.

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