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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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I would LOVE to "Just Lol" at the Nintendo Switch, OP. But unfortunately, my feelings on the Switch are very, very complicated. I'm currently working on a Huffington article to adequately explain these to the plebes. Let's just say... He who seeks, shall find.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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This guy looks better than you, stitch-head! loving dork!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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The FUTURE

OP stands ready to do Cyber Warfare on evil corp GAMESTOP

The action begins as our hero grimly surveys GAMESTOP CORP'S HEADQUARTERS

*huff.... pufff.. SA will LOVE this* he says, valiant

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Oscar Wild posted:

Just like the new zelda game, OP is short of breath in the wild.

This actually made me laugh out loud because it's so dumb

Good job Oscar Wild

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Im gonna buy one and go to roof parties and play wit my modeling friends and hi5 them!!!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Code Jockey posted:

that controller looks awkward and uncomfortable as gently caress

I have giant hands and I'm trying to contort them into how I imagine I'd hold it and lol no thanks

I also prefer the original, enormous first gen xbox controller so v:shobon:v

Maybe it's Nintendo's way of telling you assholes you're too old to play video games
With your man hands and fat fingers

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Me at 12: Someday ill earn enough money to buy the newest Nintendo console and all the games

Me at 35: Yes one Nintendo switch please

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Moon Atari posted:

Even the most powerful console is underpowered compared to the unlimited potential of imagination.

Yes thank you

All I need is to close my eyes and I can be instantly transported to a magical wonderland. No cables needed! :)

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Rutibex posted:

you can play emulators with online lobbies and multiplay on HappyChick emulator for android. most of the people to play against are from Hong Kong, and they mostly just play old arcade fighting games but you can play any ROM in theory. Happy Chick is a really great program, god bless the chinese:
http://www.xiaoji001.com/m/en/

Yeah sure buddy let me install some Chinese executable to play arcade game

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Viewtiful Joe owned

Why doesn't capcom make another, it was good

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Dear sister, suck the Game manager's dick so I can save the princess, Zelda of legend

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

shitguru myassmoto

Mods please, name change

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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5/10 from Wired

Sounds like a day one buy for me

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Someone post the Salman Rushdie interview where he says he's survived his fatwa exile adopting the role of the Super Mario Bros. and playing nintendo all day slaying multidimensional beings

Uncle at Nintendo posted:



welp looks like I'll have to eat crow and admit this might end up being a good game (I was skeptical because it was the same guy responsible for Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess...maybe they yelled at him until he did good??)

loving easy Allies who the gently caress are they, who the gently caress gives a poo poo about them what have they done lately? Idiots, they're are idiots

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Shitgeru Myassmoto

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Games haven't had manuals for like 20 years

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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uber_stoat posted:

I haven't been following the news, is the Nintendo Switch still a stupid and bad idea and does it still have no games?

It has The legend of Zelda which is the greatest game ever, an Ethalon of entertainment

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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a bone to pick posted:

you're all kinds of hosed up in the head aint ya?

He's an Ethalon of head trauma

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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abigserve posted:

It's pretty funny that Nintendo, the champion of "games to play with your friends", made two consoles in a row that only come with a single controller

Nintendo is the ethalon of "Games you play with your friends"

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