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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


Hey OBAMA. Trump and Russia are just trying to enjoy a round of golf, you rear end.

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

I'm the Climate Change guy saying "Pay me!" for some reason

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

hey ya'll just loggin in.
how's Watergate 2: Electric Boogaloo coming along?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

stop mr. president we can't take all this winning

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

I deactivated my Facebook awhile back, but I occasionally bring it back for a few minutes to see what my conservative friends have been saying.
There's one that is still defending Jeff Sessions and blaming fake news for making it a bigger deal than it is.

This country could be on fire and there are still going to be Trump voters who'll say "Atleast Crooked Hillary didn't win lol"

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Dr_0ctag0n posted:



did this get posted yet? bc lol

https://twitter.com/commentiquette/status/838271608120733696

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

I'm with everyone else in not knowing the trustworthiness of this guy but

https://twitter.com/20committee/status/838519508843245569

good golly miss molly

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Is there a "I WANT TO BELIEVE" poster, but instead of a UFO, it's a VHS labeled "PISS"

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

here you go



You a real mvp

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Rushi posted:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39175704

"North Korea has launched an unidentified missile which fell into the Sea of Japan, South Korea says"

Don't they do this like once a year

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

If Trump were in cuffs, surely Pence would be as well.
So we'd get the majestic beast that is Paul Ryan?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Jeb! 2020

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Solarin posted:

who else is psyched for Muslim Ban EO 2 tomorrow? Pissssssssssiss

Excited to see how much money the ACLU makes this time.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THAT TRUMP IS GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?????

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

m o j i t o

Correct.
Although, I can't really order one outside of a cocktail bar without feeling like an rear end in a top hat.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


Does dogboner own this account? Or degg? In any case, Da Motha Fuckin Sharezone is where it's at.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

The tie tape vs tie clip was definitely a heated debate in the oval office at some point.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

well i guess i forgot how to tie shoes so ill just put plastic bags on my feet - Trump, in two years

I think this was basically a part of Jodi Ernst's speech when she did the Republican follow up to Obama's State of the Union address.

Edit: she put bread bags on her feet or something?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Maybe if all the major news publications agree to print the headline "America Is Finally Great Again!" on the same day, Trump will just resign on his own.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Just heard about AHCA.
I assume it's just another step forward to making America great again?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Paul Ryan and the Republicans that wrote this are just making it easier to escape this hellish reality, and for that, I thank them.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/838907799040114694

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/VonRosceau/status/839140058053627904

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


is this the first step to republicans just following Pence's orders overTrump

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


https://twitter.com/AndrewJMcM/status/839315247081078785

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

triple sulk posted:

i need to know whether to say TRUMP or not

No, you have woken up in the correct timeline where Jeb is president and the country is reaching levels of prosperity never seen before.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Krazyface posted:

this is from like hours ago but you should actually read the comments holy poo poo:

https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/839210197100851200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

I said this is a Trump gbs thread already, but a coworker of mine was going mad saying not everyone deserves healthcare and poor people are just lazy and want free medicine. Then, like a month later, his aunt got cancer and he was sharing a gofundme page for her because her insurance wouldn't cover all of it.
This country is full of some dumb mother fuckers and I want to slam my face against a brick wall until I die sometimes.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

sounds more fun than reading gbs, maybe you should try it :)

Yea
It's purely become DG:SW masturbation at this point.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Bowling is way ahead of golf when it comes to drinking "sports"

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

ex post facho posted:

prof dont worry somdthing will come along

the most important thing to remember os that 99% of us dont know ehat they are doing either

the other 1% are dead



As part of 99% of people who have no idea what they're doing, I stand by this post.

edit: had to edit in the quote because I've had a few

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Tonetta posted:

I changed my mind make this my probe reason



this comes off as a Big Money Salvia comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHbAsndSKXA

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

a real chump posted:

tangentially related, is a globlin a globalist or visa versa?

A globalist is hard to define.
What conspiracy theory do you want to use as reference?
Because if you take all of them into account, it's a race of hyper-humans/lizards that control all media and politics so they can reach a state of being where they live forever. (This being the Alex Jones option)
But, I think the most grounded "globalist" definition is: rich elite wanting to gently caress over everyone to stay elite.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOH0CJFUHWM

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

i'm not aware i'm not aware i'm not aware i'm not aware i'm not aware i'm not aware i'm not aware i'm not aware i'm not aware

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


The last word uttered by the last human on earth

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Unperson_47 posted:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump">@realDonaldTrump</a> I am so disappointed and I voted for you to get rid of socialize government healthcare you lost me bud</p>— B k cwkicfk5 (@kelleybasil1) <a href="https://twitter.com/kelleybasil1/status/839481390903197697">March 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Just paste the Twitter URL my dude

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Rocks posted:

I am extremely thirsty for Paul Ryan to fail

Fail his way to the presidency

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


Daily reminder, don't gently caress with opioids.

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

My friend from high school invited me over to his place like 4 years back while we were in college. He offered me some oxy while I was there and said he had been using it occasionally to get high instead of weed.
We didn't really talk after that since it was college and we found different groups of friends. He was found dead in his car a year later ODed on heroin.
Don't gently caress with opioids, y'all.

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