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so fat he squints all the time even though his eyes are perfect
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 08:02 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 07:34 |
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:What are the best satanic rituals to perform in order to cause Trump to stroke out on live TV? you need a nazi's pineal gland for that one iirc
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 01:16 |
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snoremac posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzKQM9b8GXU whoa you want us to kill ourselves how about YOU DIE ASSHOLES
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 01:25 |
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some people have said that they gently caress donkeys in trump tower some say there's a whole lotta donkeyfuckin goin on up in there in the penthouse
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 06:21 |
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sheep too and goats all hosed in trump tower, some say
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 06:24 |
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 22:03 |
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unappreciated in his time, bannon looks toward his future: populating the simulation-space in the mind of the great old ones ten thousand, no, ten thousand times ten thousand simultaneous running bannon instances all screaming in a different way
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 02:04 |
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whatever exists without his knowledge exists without his consent
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 02:07 |
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a child of god, much like yourself
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 02:08 |
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Junkyard Poodle posted:I wonder if trump is getting a steady stream of/from hookers up in the WH or is a plain ol incel cuck who has gone impotent. surely his dick is wrecky except for special occasions like inauguration day most likely he pays no attention to it and treats it like just another supernumerary nipple he chose his hair over his dick, you see a true showman
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 20:18 |
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"Richard Spencer knows that for the rest of his life his best shot at getting attention is to talk about me," Yiannopoulos told POLITICO. "I don't begrudge him the scraps he craves."
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 20:31 |
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what you mean boy mr trump come up from the gutter he's an honest fuckin workin man
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 03:47 |
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you know who else built walls nehemiah top that you son of a bitch all your side got is witches
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 03:49 |
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sullat posted:Gilgamesh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck mind blown
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 03:51 |
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gilgamesh would fuckin DESTROY nehemiah AND he built fuckin walls i gotta tell my church about this they got it wrong, not the demoncrats and libtards
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 03:53 |
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sullat posted:He certainly did like loving, that's for sure. Perhaps too much. loving was his downfall after all
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 03:55 |
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Squizzle posted:its boastedin the opening of the first tablet, how can you forget that mah church been lyin to me all my life is how
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 03:58 |
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Turdfuzz posted:next ur gonna tell me its wrong to eat pussy oral cancer god's judgment on pussy eating top that
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 03:58 |
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they been talkin bout nehemiah because of trump it ain't wrong to build walls, they say you know who else built walls nehemiah and then it starts all over again
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 04:00 |
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Squizzle posted:quit that and become an assyriologist and jack off in a ziggurat like twice a week couldn't leave mah church mah peeps even though i now abjure my xtian beliefs forever
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 04:01 |
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but if i can jack off under the guise of religion then i will so i'm interested in assology or whatever you said, tell me more
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 04:02 |
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fits my needs posted:yeah, well so did richard nixon and donald trump. that's me, i'm the fella in the picture but now i have changed my mind abut trump too
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 04:04 |
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Squizzle posted:always time for gnosticism tho well of course what else do we have to make sense of things? precious little
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 04:05 |
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what do pirates have to do with assology sorry i'm so dense it's because of my church makin me stupid all these long years gol dang jesus to heck, there i said it to heck!
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 04:12 |
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who's that hot young number on his arm whoo wee
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 04:14 |
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triple sulk posted:do u not know who that is some kinda sharp-tongued sitcom actress she spoke at my church once on the evils on onanism
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 04:16 |
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whoa squizz i think i'm startin to get it
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 04:17 |
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Sir Tonk posted:good to see that ol' squizzle content back sometimes you have to prime the pump a little but its a reliable gusher once stimulated correctly
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 04:19 |
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aw yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fZuW-aJsg it's pneumatic baby
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 04:21 |
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i would use the holodeck as a bathroom step in naked and just let it happen the holojanitor can clean it up
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 06:42 |
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tacodaemon posted:honestly i think ivanka looks way more like her mom none of them are trump's natural children they are 110% lab grown trump brand meat people
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 05:02 |
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we should all be killed by meteors
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 05:14 |
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UV_Catastrophe posted:nature's mercy killing yes, nature's anesthesia nature's lil tap onna back of the neck end this madness maximum meteor strikes NOW
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 05:19 |
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that's shopped, right? look at the neck area... that can't be real can it?
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 21:05 |
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trump's not gonna like the laffo way sessions recused himself in his press conference poor presentation it just looks like he's worried, even trump can see that he looks like he's trying really hard not to bust out laughing sometimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDWZQhPe9H0 all this smiling, a basic primate tell of nervousness licking his lips LIKE A DOG, his wrinkled cheeks so dry as the word-turds drop out this is the rear end of Sauron the more i watch however i guess he's just weirdly wrinkly and that makes him look like he's smirking nevertheless, my post stands
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 00:51 |
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no wait! he IS smirking
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 00:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGe6017JwPw
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 01:04 |
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trump will be viewed in the history books as the clown who tripped on his own shoes, fell through a manhole and drowned in the sewer dragged down by his luxurious hair
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 01:10 |
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i'm heading out the door right now, but i just read chump's tweets from this morning and wanted to share a hearty belly laugh with y'all
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 17:13 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 07:34 |
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the yuman centipede
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