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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
"Squizzle ate the eggs" - the nsa, maybe

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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Ed Balls, Edd Balls, and Eddy Balls

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Squizzle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_9QImcJmSg

works best w brown rice imo, longercookibg time means the tomatos natueal sweetness develops more

I saw this guy's vid on tea eggs a while back. I never got to make them but I hope to try them some day. They look good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mrfl9xC7bk

Anybody here made a tea egg before?

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Philip Rivers posted:

are they good tho bc the way u cook them the yolk looks hella sulfurous

I imagine it's just a case of "boil them the right amount" and he might've overboiled them or something idk, regardless, they look good.

Unlike century eggs.

I still need to try scotch eggs too

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Philip Rivers posted:

question: why boil the eggs in the tea broth? why not just crack em and let em sit in the juice overnight? u can do this with any cookedness of eggs and it works, the tea broth prolly wont penetrate as deep but the yolk will be less stinky


boiling eggs for more than like 10min denatures the proteins in the yolk and releases a bunch of sulfur which gives it that green outer layer and makes it smell like, well, sulfur. theres no way you could possibly avoid this using his cooking method

I think the idea is that tea broth gets more bitter the longer it sits out or something, idk.

I mean, here's a pic of some tea eggs that don't look green so it's def possible to boil them in the tea




Also, a scotch egg, just 'cause

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
gently caress century eggs though



hey I know what'll be some good eats! Let's cover eggs in highly caustic chemicals and rice husks and let them sit for a while until they turn into something that smells like piss and looks like that

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Hypha posted:

It looks cool though,

Still would not eat em though

Yea they can look cool, especially whole cause the salts apparently crystalize and you get these snowflake patterns on them

Not good food though!!

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Hypha posted:

Oh poo poo, those are pretty

pretty as Ed Balls!

I'm curious how they feel tho. Like, they look like they'd feel like those jelly bathroom air freshener things, the stuff in the cones.



except it'd smell like piss






I wonder if trump would like century eggs...

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Big Fat Iguana posted:

I think children are adorable too

So does milo...

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Current thread title reminds me of the "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream" adventure game where when you're playing as the nazi scientist, you create a mirror that shows your true self to you and shows you what you really are and you have to show it to mengele in order to show him what kind of monster he is

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Donny Trumpentine and his stand Dirty Sheets, Tons Of Pee

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

there is only one thing barron cares about

it's minecraft mod sovereignty

Hey


He cares about boobs too

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Joe Manchin

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I wish it was tim curry with a russian accent potentially influencing our government rather than putin

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

logikv9 posted:

Don't blame me I voted for JK Simmons




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yMy7JuGpJM

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Jebs!

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
1111 make a wish

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

I haven't seen a redcap in the wild yet either, somehow, but today I did see a pair of truck nuts. And also the guy had some kind of lock on them, which made it even funnier. I want to believe he is the victim of a string of truck nut thefts, but he's probably just a paranoid weirdo.

I saw a redcap on my facebook feed, the dude was dressed as a touhou character at an anime convention while wearing a MAGA hat on top

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Weeping Wound posted:

well, guess I learned today that there are male characters in Touhou

Nah the character's a girl, he was just crossplaying

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Weeping Wound posted:

this is a lot worse, I tried to find a way to make it not worse, but no, this is the worst outcome of all

It's not the first time he has worn this costume to a con :P


In case he's reading this post right now, sup dude, please don't get mad about me thinking your unironic trump-supporting touhou crossplay is silly


e: huh, he deactivated his account. I wonder what happened. He really was full on trump supporter and I saw him put up photos of his cosplay like earlier yesterday so I wonder why he just deactivated his account out of nowhere. I hope he's okay, he's not mentally sound.

FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Mar 6, 2017

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

The Brown Menace posted:

Don't tohoshame pls

I'm just sad I can't see all his pics of him in his cirno outfit and the maga hat and the sunglasses

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

ScrubLeague posted:

At the town hall there was a guy who literally just shouted unprompted and unrelated to the discussion "Snowflakes!"

Texas is fuckin weird man.

What was the topic of discussion at the time

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

ScrubLeague posted:

My congressman not giving a single gently caress that Trump is in debt to the Russian government.

Maybe they were trying to imply something about special snowflakes or whatever to try to undermine the russian accusations

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
All this talk about peoples' dads and I'm just thinking "my dad looks like wilford brimley"

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

whats it like to have met your father? nobody ever met mine, not even dear old mom

My dad is not a good person and I wish I hadn't met him and he is a disgrace to the appearance of wilford brimleys everywhere

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Name the tiny rat vermin supreme

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Tatum Girlparts posted:

so what happened

There wasn't anything in al capone's vault

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

how fukken bougie are you to not know you cant buy ready to eat cooked food with food stamps


like i cant even

It's a way of getting around it. I've heard WaWa's is like Sheetz, and at Sheetz, we can buy sandwiches that are cold on EBT and they'll have the option to toast them so that we can have a nice filling treat of a warm sub.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I do wish ebt worked with hot foods too, tho, cause while I wouldn't need it since I have access to ways of heating stuff up, I know there are definitely people out there unfortunate enough to not have a proper means of heating something up and being able to get some cheap burgs off the dollar menu at mcdonalds would be a godsend for them

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
It's ok guys a friend told me all the USA has to do is put tariffs on mexican and chinese imports and shut down the borders and deport all illegal aliens. Bæng bøng bång, immediately fixes the infrastructure of the united states.


He also explained how foreigners come over here and all they do is join up with gangs and commit crimes, but of course he has no proof of that other than "I know they do" and he thinks they should all be deported, especially the illegal aliens who are here regardless of whether deportation would break up families because the illegal aliens should know better than to come here illegally when we could just build a camp for them to stay in in their country, away from us. Also, he told me that america is full and that the statue of liberty poem is wrong with its whole "give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free" thing.





Also he believes republicans should be provided with a free rifle and pistol by the government, that "sure, a few accidents will happen, but that's ok"

in other words TRUMP

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Hillary 2020 posted:

Sorry your friend's a racist. And a socialist.

Yeah it's a shame. He also agrees that we should be torturing more muslims and that it's ok to target civilians and families and also also that he doesn't understand why syrian refugees would want to come here anyway because there's no room so they'll just end up "jobless in philadelphia"


He's a good friend and he has done a lot for me. If not for him, I would still be homeless on the street living in an elevator. I wish he wasn't racist but all I can do is try to be the change I want to see in hopes that he will one day start to understand my views and realize that faults in his own. For example, he seemed confused about why poor people would get "high end items" like steak and seafood and he feels like they shouldn't get it, but he seemed to ease up on that when I asked *why* they shouldn't and explained that people can just..buy whatever they want, and that yes there is a minority of people on stamps who abuse the system but that doesn't mean poor people should be forced to eat foods deemed too "rich" for a poor person to have, especially when you can obtain said "rich" foods for relatively cheap depending on where you look anyway so

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Yinlock posted:

he may have done a lot for you but he also seems to be a giant piece of poo poo

He is also the person giving us rides until we can get a new car and while I don't have to talk to him often (and prefer not to unless there's a guarantee that politics doesn't come up since that is when things go south), I'd rather not ruin things for my fiancee since the only reason I know this guy is because he is the father of my fiancee's best friend and is more or less like a second father to my fiancee.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Admiral Ray posted:

ah, yeah, i know a few folks like that. it's crazy weird to talk to them about poverty. "why do poor people want food that tastes good?" "why should I support a system that does enormous good when some people take advantage of it?"

Yeah. I still wanna know why he seems to think illegals do nothing but join gangs, like, yes I'm sure there are illegal immigrants involved with criminal activity, but I doubt the percentage is anywhere near high enough to warrant the decision to shut down the borders and deport them all.

Then again, he's also one of those "I'm not racist, I hate everybody" types which is just shorthand for "don't criticize me being racist, you're not allowed to do that" even though if they really *did* hate everyone the same, they wouldn't give a gently caress about what illegal immigrants are doing to the "poor poor white people"

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Tunicate posted:

By definition, 100% of them, CHECKMATE! :smuggo:

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
JIZZ!

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
That dickerson interview is amazing.

Just trump refusing to give any kind of answer whatsoever until ragequitting lol

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I'm hearing conflicting reports on this. Is trump planning to stop the michelle obama plan that lets underprivileged foreign girls get an education or did he already stop that plan or is he in the process of stopping it or is it just something he's changing or what

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
1 + 1 = 1 on a Bun

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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9P-JjbDD6U&t=9s

Is trump gonna bring back the frito bandito

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