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Mirthless posted:why is it always Democrats who say this weenie poo poo? mike huckabee
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 21:34 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 07:22 |
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support your local big dinner boys
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 21:40 |
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TildeATH posted:Like everything from The Onion except the newscast from the future, this is actually not funny at all. Writing at The Onion has been poo poo for a full decade now and anyone who thinks it's funny is actually dumb. all their good talent went to clickhole http://www.clickhole.com/article/incompetent-leadership-donald-trumps-body-doubles--5375
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 22:16 |
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I'm glad I long ago stopped asking "how can it get worse?" now I'm asking "how will it get worse?"
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 22:27 |
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thank jesus for lord president trump
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 22:29 |
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Agean90 posted:trump getting undone by basic rear end covering, amazing it makes perfect sense when you think about it trump has never had to fear consequences in his entire 70 years of existence, so the concept is completely alien to him him trying to imagine scenarios where someone might AVOID consequences is beyond alien, it's like asking what a pebble dreams about when it goes to sleep, it makes no sense to him
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 22:37 |
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lmao you figure these guys would just skip the denial phase at this point they should be defaulting to bargaining at least
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 22:48 |
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Baloogan posted:imo things will calm down and there will be more more moments where trump truly becomses president on his trip if trump is even allowed into israel he's gonna piss on the western wall maybe literally
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 22:58 |
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boethius posted:I'm willing to bet he's not going what about the saudi's and their billion dollar party I hear the king of sudan is going
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 23:09 |
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the world is fading into gauze twisting onto itself like a gyre we knew that some day annihilation would come for us, all things that are born must also know a final moment we just didn't expect it to be so funny
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 23:22 |
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Baloogan posted:you know ive thought the same thing, that this is a sim to keep peeps from going mad during long spaceflights / hibernations this is what happens with the space freezer breaks down and minds start to wake up when their bodies haven't been drained of hibernation fluid and refilled with blood
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 23:27 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:The curious death of MSNBC is one of my favorite subplots it feels like the universe is trying to balance some strange alchemical formula and it can't make things equal and it's going crazy
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 23:38 |
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https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/864633771143942144 [puts hand on a huge quivering blob of yuck that looks like a billion orange peels stitched together around a monumental gobbet of rancid milk] it's.... it's afraid
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 01:16 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 07:22 |
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the one thing that kind of blows my mind about this is that I'm actually just no longer having even a basic emotional response to fox news like it's pathetic, genuinely pathetic, like in one of those dumb coming of age stories where the protagonist gets bullied all the time and then he comes back to his home town after finishing college and the bully is still going through the same motions just in his mid-20s at a dead-end job and with a few more chips on his shoulder weird and saccharine and parochial
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 01:36 |